I dont think this has been posted before but http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes.html watch episode 2 Question 3 to some college type girls "would you rather date a rich guy or date a guy you has uber-micro?" I have to say I was like most of them and said to myself what the f*** is uber-micro lol I my be noob.
Seen this ages ago, and watched the latest episode the other day Some of it's a bit bland, but one thing does it for me- BOOM HEADSHOT! 111 <A88>
yeah, totally idiotic. But then again I can't stand real time strat games micro=micromanagement, like telling every one of the two zillion dudes exactly where to stand, etc, etc
lol leik no, your that n00b that was at lanageddon that was getting pwned in C&C and jeremy took over and made j00r keyboard 1337.
ur liek a n00b or sumethin froggy i liek pwn u in fps liek u were n00bin around and i was leik BOOM HEADSHOT, iam uber pro and liek ur a total n00b. n00b u dun even have an uber micro watch this: adwasdawdasdwadasdawwdadwadwadddawdwdwdsadwdawewadwadawdawdwad3wdsadwadwadwadsadwdawdsdwdasdawdasd32wds yea dats right n00b
Well obviously your micro is flawed cause you hit "3" and "2" in your totally random mashing. lol your micro is so horrible that if you where in CS you would be moving around in a 3' square making you a easy target and 1 gernade would easly pwn you no effort.
i hit 3 and 2's to switch between weapons n00b everyone runs faster with a knife and i had knife to 3 and since i can pwn n00bs like mad with my magnum i dun even need to use my primary gun, i'd pwn u in cs, ur leik a total n00b.
you pair of noobs need to stop microing in cs, that needs macro. best micro move for cs is to swallow a nade and run across iceworld and kamikaze their asses! and what nutcase micros around a 3' square and THEN pulls out the knife, switches back to their stock crappy pistol and then strafes right while wasting time going forward and backwards? i'd have 3tk'd you after your second strafing
That was the point i was trying to get him to understand. His micro is still flawed because he is a n00b and doesnt use the mouse wheel to switch weapons. Its harder to maneuver while trying to press 2 or 3 on the keyboard. On my mouse i use the forward/back button to switch weapons cause then i don't even need to move a single finger to switch. While your too busy fumbling around deciding on what weapon you want today, i get a headshot across the map with the a pistol. Now stfu and go back to "pwning" in your Typing Tutor.
