Rant Show some respect

lets make his new nickname stubby

 

wow, from a simple rant, to screwing his mother in law, to cutting off his hands and feet and naming him stubby. I love this place!

 

If the boots have steel toecaps, just put a really strong electro magnet under the floor just outside the door. That way no one can get in without removing themselves from their boots

 

What is there in your trailer that he could possibly need so badly that he'd walk on his hands and pick it up with his leg stumps?
If he tries that, dig a pit underneath the trailer, put a hole in the floor of the trailer and cover it with a Chuck Norris rug. Then when he falls through it, you can shout, "That's what you get for stepping on Chuck Norris!"
Don't forget the bamboo spikes. Ooooh, face-first...

 

I have a thermometer in my trailer that says the outside temp. thats what he needed to see so badly.

 

I say you rig a series of small-yield thermo-nuclear devices in a bunch of different places through out the city. That way as soon as he trips the explosives, he'll have that memory of how many people he affected by not asking to come in and look at the thermometer.


Or, just have sex with his wife. And while you are at it his wife's sister as well. And her best friend. And her hair-stylist...

 

I could just sleep with every woman on the planet. that way I cover all the bases.
not sure if there is enough beer available to help me with the uglies though...

 

Corrected. ;P

 

I guess I play video games too much because the first thing I thought of saying was "just kill him"

heh

so it's already -30 in alberta ? meh

 

I like the booby trap idea, just a small electrical shock on the doorknob

(which short circuits to switch on a pair of tesla coils placed to his left and right! )

 

You could try putting a sign up or if that dosent work, go for the lock.

 

Only if it are Teslas like these

 

gawd guys your ideas are far too excentric...

here's a simple one, empty his printer of the paper, take a large marker and dawb "i am gay", "i love men" and drawings of penises on the paper... once youv'e finished put the paper back in the printer. then watch him hand his watermarked formal doccuments in to the boss....

it also works magic with coursework if anyone else cares to know....

 

I like this one. maybe i'll wait until he fax's his flight tickets to the home base. that would be awsome.