Blogs Free Games I Like: Aisle

>Push my trolley at woman's trolley
You rev your trolley backwards and forwards on its slick casters. Then,
squinting slightly to check your aim, you push your shoulders into it and watch
it wheeeeeeeel into the brunette's trolley.

Clash of the metal beasts!

For a second it occurs to you that her trolley, with its greater load, might
win--but as the trolleys smack together with a steely tink you know you've won.
A smile emerges as her trolley tips, rocks and then falls to its side. Your
trolley stands above it, shaking from the contact, but still upright.

She turns, shocked by your disruption of her domestic tranquillity. You grin,
turn and walk to the exit. No-one makes to follow you. This surprises you, but
perhaps they're learning--no matter how many times they lock you up they can't
keep a good boy down.

 

lol she scurried away

 

mmm gnocchi

 

Try typing "die".

 

>kill gnocchi
The Gnocchi reminds you of Rome. Of Clare. All long in the past and a past not
to be revisited. You punch the Gnocchi and push the trolley on its way,
narrowly avoiding the brunette as you briskly move on to the next aisle and the
next..

 

kind of limited.. I wanted to do some crazy stuff but it's zorking

 

Yeah what kinda game will not let you pinch your nipples then ask for help on how to do so? Geez!

 

Surely you'd have to type 'Pinch your nipples' or just 'Pinch nipples', anyway? Hands aren't going to come out of the PC.

 

yeah guess if you put it that way.. they should have that scenario in there- one of the first things that came to my mind (I know)

 

>scream at gnocchi
The gnocchi balloons in your mind, opening up memories of Rome; scooters, wine,
bread, water, plazas, stone, buildings, heat. There are some other things too.
But you block them out with a harsh scream as you hurl expletive after
expletive at the gnocchi.

When you are quite finished, you slowly walk out of the supermarket to your
car, the other shoppers keeping their distance. You drive home, feeling better.

 

quite a funny little game

 

> climb shelves

You stare at the Gnocchi. You remember the Trevi Fountain in Rome. How you and
Clare sat and bathed your feet in it on the first day. And how you would
continually lose yourselves trying to find some other monument, only to turn a
corner and be back at the fountain again.

You remember the day after Clare had gone, you returned to the fountain. Drunk,
you climbed the fountain and screamed. The police pulled you down and sobered
you up.

Grabbing onto the shelves you hitch yourself up, setting off a mini-avalanche
of pasta. Upon reaching the top of the shelves you can see the whole store.
People stare at you. They think it's you that is mad. ****ers.

 

I tried falcon punch and was met with a regular punch. I am displeased.

 

Seems like an unlimited amount of user generated content is possible here

 

Never heard of this type of game, suprising !

 

Are you... a minor?

 

Genius!

 

>empty woman's trolley
You jog up to the trolley and grab onto it with a hand. Putting a foot on the
back wheels you pull it over--the contents bounce across the aisle, the metal
crash of the trolley resounding round the aisle--

The brunette spins round, "****!" You give her a menacing glare--"You don't
need all that food! Where you're going--" A crushing blow from behind knocks
the words out of your mouth. You fall to the floor, landing sharply on the
contents of the brunette's trolley. A man stands over you. He has an arm round
the woman, "You alright, Kate?" She nods.

The man offers you a hand and pulls you up. When you are on your feet he
releases your hand and steps back. Before you get a chance to dodge, his fist
smacks into your face--

Under the advice of a lawyer you decide not to prosecute; apparently it might
require you to undergo another psychiatric evaluation. Probably best--just let
it go.

Also:
>who are you?
No questions please, only actions. Actions, in turn, will give you answers.

 

'Forget self' works!