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Forum: General 2nd Mar 2015, 16:40
Replies: 15,686
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Does 'went out on a few dates' mean 'used it as a...

Does 'went out on a few dates' mean 'used it as a w*nk blanket'?
Forum: General 2nd Mar 2015, 16:38
Replies: 32
Views: 642
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
As gags go, that one needs some work. (Some...

As gags go, that one needs some work.

(Some work = 'deleting')
Forum: General 2nd Mar 2015, 15:58
Replies: 12,614
Views: 2,677,772
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Do you think the game is 'run to the first line...

Do you think the game is 'run to the first line then stop your horse on the second line'? I wanna play.
Forum: General 2nd Mar 2015, 15:54
Replies: 32
Views: 642
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Her jugs seem to have got a bit bigger recently. ...

Her jugs seem to have got a bit bigger recently.

Had snow and hail once today and as I type it's just started again. I'm east Anglia. Not a nice wind today.
Forum: General 2nd Mar 2015, 15:47
Replies: 15,686
Views: 1,400,023
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Condolences. I lost a pair of sunglasses in...

Condolences. I lost a pair of sunglasses in 2002/3 and still kick myself now for it. We hadn't even the history that you and the hat had, I'd just had them a year or two. They weren't expensive,...
Forum: General 27th Feb 2015, 15:40
Replies: 23
Views: 6,989
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Did somebody say...... ......

Did somebody say......







... sequel? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31657466)
Forum: General 25th Feb 2015, 15:25
Replies: 12,614
Views: 2,677,772
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
What is the badgers/toadstools all about?...

What is the badgers/toadstools all about? :rightovermyhead:
Forum: General 25th Feb 2015, 14:46
Replies: 27,808
Views: 3,208,650
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
http://static.trustedreviews.com/94/00002ed3d/a508...

http://static.trustedreviews.com/94/00002ed3d/a508_orh348w620/New3DS-01.jpg

Now, I know what you're thinking, but it's ok... I'm getting it delivered to work, so she doesn't have to know for a...
Forum: General 25th Feb 2015, 14:44
Replies: 15,686
Views: 1,400,023
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I saw a video with a guy having that done...

I saw a video with a guy having that done recently. Dried that snivel right up.
Forum: General 24th Feb 2015, 16:10
Replies: 13,960
Views: 1,817,798
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
ST5xguMl0-k

ST5xguMl0-k
Forum: Gaming 24th Feb 2015, 14:58
Replies: 19
Windows FPS Games
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
QFT. Sidequests are invariably utterly pointless.

QFT. Sidequests are invariably utterly pointless.
Forum: General 24th Feb 2015, 14:46
Replies: 1,409
Views: 213,376
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Given how they like playing the wind-up card so...

Given how they like playing the wind-up card so much, I would encourage them to consider turning the 'Star in a reasonably priced car' section into 'Pornstar in a reasonably priced bra'. Same deal,...
Forum: General 24th Feb 2015, 12:01
Replies: 1,409
Views: 213,376
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Our car is a 406. I don't mind it at all, apart...

Our car is a 406. I don't mind it at all, apart from the alarm that sounds continuously when you exceed about 77mph is a bit ****ing annoying and I've not figured out how to disable it yet.

The...
Forum: Serious 24th Feb 2015, 11:59
Replies: 8
Views: 783
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Thankfully the internet isn't yet essential for...

Thankfully the internet isn't yet essential for life, so for the time being, if it gets better, 'Yay!'; if it gets worse, well, there are other things to do...
Forum: General 22nd Feb 2015, 17:03
Replies: 7
Views: 413
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Well, if she has any right to it legally I doubt...

Well, if she has any right to it legally I doubt there's anything you can do about it, so may as well just wait and see.

You peeps well insist on getting married ...
Forum: Gaming 21st Feb 2015, 16:21
Replies: 753
Views: 69,012
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Last night i was all ready to announce my...

Last night i was all ready to announce my 'completion' of Mario Kart 8. Having been wanting to draw a line under so that i could move on to other games. So i'd set myself the target of winning 3 gold...
Forum: Serious 19th Feb 2015, 23:52
Replies: 24
Views: 1,379
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Having read the blog post I can't say there was...

Having read the blog post I can't say there was much respect to express, and I have no remorse or guilt in saying that. I wonder how much of his research into how he couldn't get a date included...
Forum: Serious 19th Feb 2015, 23:29
Replies: 24
Views: 1,379
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Opinions invited? Apparently not. ...

Opinions invited?



Apparently not.

Perhaps, but if OP's intention was for everyone to gather round and light a candle, I'm not sure a forum of strangers was the best of venues. History...
Forum: Serious 19th Feb 2015, 08:39
Replies: 24
Views: 1,379
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Did he even state how tall he was? My guess...

Did he even state how tall he was?

My guess is he had small dick syndrome, which must be especially difficult in the age of the internet with a monster dong on every other web page. The...
Forum: Serious 18th Feb 2015, 20:02
Replies: 24
Views: 1,379
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Most boring suicide note ever written? Possibly. ...

Most boring suicide note ever written? Possibly.

He kept banging on about his research, but did he even once explain how it made him feel and why he couldn't take it anymore?

Just bizarre.
...
Forum: General 16th Feb 2015, 22:30
Replies: 4,901
Views: 607,441
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Class of '92 - 7/10 Most around here...

Class of '92 - 7/10

Most around here probably wouldn't have the slightest interest in this, but if you played competitive football as a kid and ever had aspirations to play professionally, you...
Forum: General 16th Feb 2015, 12:57
Replies: 15,686
Views: 1,400,023
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Don't you watch Neighbours? Australia =...

Don't you watch Neighbours?

Australia = redbacks

Comes with the territory, mate ;)

Check for crocs, snakes, and Mrs. Mangel while you're at it.
Forum: General 15th Feb 2015, 23:54
Replies: 1,409
Views: 213,376
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Well as they pointed out at the end, the...

Well as they pointed out at the end, the Landrover winch climb was utterly pointless. Then of course the BMW I8, touted as 130+mpg and only clocking 31mpg....
Forum: General 15th Feb 2015, 18:07
Replies: 15
Views: 540
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Luckily I had an old angle grinder of my Dad's...

Luckily I had an old angle grinder of my Dad's laying around. Just cut a small notch into the base then jimmied the whole muthaf***a off in one go. Bit of a result, cos the dust created from just a...
Forum: General 15th Feb 2015, 16:52
Replies: 15
Views: 540
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I'm happy to acknowledge you probably know more...

I'm happy to acknowledge you probably know more about it than me, but I can assure you it does get used to make things watertight, because that's exactly what I've used it successfully for on more...
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