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Forum: General Today, 15:34
Replies: 29
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Stay STRONK? That needs to go on a t-shirt.

Stay STRONK? That needs to go on a t-shirt.
Forum: General 1st May 2015, 12:43
Replies: 29
Views: 1,117
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I really hope the nurses are cute. I'm not sure...

I really hope the nurses are cute. I'm not sure what else I can offer you.
Forum: General 1st May 2015, 12:41
Replies: 12,885
Views: 2,751,557
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
How long would I have to lick his balls for? ...

How long would I have to lick his balls for?

A few seconds would be easy, then after that you probably wouldn't taste much anyway. The only real issue would be avoiding over-stimulation, 'cos...
Forum: General 29th Apr 2015, 15:02
Replies: 27
Views: 750
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I have a 3 year old and a 7 month old. It is...

I have a 3 year old and a 7 month old.

It is rare that I can openly game while the rest of the family are around and awake, but your other half may be more understanding about your needs than...
Forum: General 29th Apr 2015, 14:43
Replies: 12,885
Views: 2,751,557
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Shall I fetch the hammer?

Shall I fetch the hammer?
Forum: General 28th Apr 2015, 22:41
Replies: 72
Views: 1,298
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I find the idea that 'if you don't vote, you...

I find the idea that 'if you don't vote, you can't complain' a bit daft.

If anything, it's the opposite. You can't choose to participate in a process, knowing full well the range of outcomes...
Forum: General 22nd Apr 2015, 20:27
Replies: 16,016
Views: 1,449,866
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I can empathise with the 'I'm boring' stuff and...

I can empathise with the 'I'm boring' stuff and the general impact kids have on your life, but you'll do yourself and your kids no good by wasting time comparing your life to other people's. Focus on...
Forum: General 22nd Apr 2015, 20:18
Replies: 16,016
Views: 1,449,866
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Don't really know what the first sentence means,...

Don't really know what the first sentence means, but the second one sounds ouch. Hope it's not a bad one.
Forum: General 16th Apr 2015, 13:42
Replies: 54
Views: 1,464
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Get yourself a Samsung Note and you might find...

Get yourself a Samsung Note and you might find the screen size issue improves.
Forum: General 16th Apr 2015, 13:38
Replies: 54
Views: 1,464
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
If I'm out walking the dog I use mine to pass the...

If I'm out walking the dog I use mine to pass the time sometimes - either reading an internet article or occasionally a Kindle book.

I'm also pretty addicted to buying Nintendo games on ebay at...
Forum: General 15th Apr 2015, 11:59
Replies: 74
Views: 1,882
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
So what you're saying is, biking is just like...

So what you're saying is, biking is just like running/jumping/twisting/turning on foot?

I posted in this thread to address the unlikely event that Kronos wasn't trolling from the get-go, just to...
Forum: General 14th Apr 2015, 15:50
Replies: 74
Views: 1,882
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
@Kronos #11 - Sort of, and if you go back and...

@Kronos #11 - Sort of, and if you go back and read the rest of the thread you'll understand why :)

Given the amount of money these guys are paid, if it was that easy to perform without ever...
Forum: General 14th Apr 2015, 15:26
Replies: 74
Views: 1,882
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Plus there was a World Cup in 2014, so many...

Plus there was a World Cup in 2014, so many players missed out on their normal summer break.
Forum: General 14th Apr 2015, 14:33
Replies: 74
Views: 1,882
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Calm down, dear. You're quick to jump to...

Calm down, dear. You're quick to jump to conclusions today. Biking with a broken ankle is not the same as running, jumping, twisting & turning with a broken ankle. I'd like to have seen your...
Forum: General 14th Apr 2015, 13:29
Replies: 74
Views: 1,882
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
In the interests of balance, allow me to point...

In the interests of balance, allow me to point out that there is no absolute single value for the amount of effort spent during a football match.

E.g. the amount of effort spent by a team of...
Forum: General 31st Mar 2015, 22:27
Replies: 11
Views: 642
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
They must have spoken to the current tenants...

They must have spoken to the current tenants about it. The tenants mentioned the slow-draining a while back when I was fixing a leaky shower faucet. I tested the rate but couldn't see the big deal. I...
Forum: General 31st Mar 2015, 19:25
Replies: 11
Views: 642
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Selling a property, is buyer trying it on?

I'm in the process of selling a property for the first time. It's a flat I currently let out to a third party.

We agreed a price with buyer a month or so ago and then instructed solicitor to get...
Forum: Serious 30th Mar 2015, 20:43
Replies: 78
Views: 2,527
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I can't see this really solving anything. If...

I can't see this really solving anything. If you're determined to down a plane then you'll find a way to incapacitate the other person in the cockpit.

And this is such a freak event that I don't...
Forum: General 28th Mar 2015, 06:55
Replies: 8
Views: 469
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
This needs to be stickied. If it even stops just...

This needs to be stickied. If it even stops just one other person having to go through the same ordeal it will be worth it.
Forum: General 27th Mar 2015, 16:26
Replies: 28,251
Views: 3,312,217
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
https://cdn02.nintendo-europe.com/media/images/05_...

https://cdn02.nintendo-europe.com/media/images/05_packshots/games_13/nintendo_3ds_6/PS_3DS_TheLegendofZeldaOcarinaofTime3D_enGB.png

Obligatory
Forum: General 27th Mar 2015, 15:16
Replies: 23
Motors Scalextric...
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
:thumb:

:thumb:
Forum: General 27th Mar 2015, 13:36
Replies: 23
Motors Scalextric...
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
What are setups like nowadays for keeping cars...

What are setups like nowadays for keeping cars slotted. That last picture you've posted, BennieBoy, looks like a great track, but a right pita to retrieve a car that's come off the track at the far...
Forum: Serious 27th Mar 2015, 10:21
Replies: 78
Views: 2,527
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Rumour has it the co-pilot frequented that very...

Rumour has it the co-pilot frequented that very same mountain range when gliding. Maybe he was just looking for some keys he'd dropped or something.

Perhaps he was abused in his youth and never...
Forum: Serious 23rd Mar 2015, 22:20
Replies: 198
Views: 35,022
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
If Shirty wasn't such a dick I get the feeling...

If Shirty wasn't such a dick I get the feeling we'd have the occasional laugh.
Man tho, what a dick.
Forum: Serious 23rd Mar 2015, 15:51
Replies: 198
Views: 35,022
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Life is relative. The good times need some bad...

Life is relative. The good times need some bad times to make them feel good in the first place, and vice versa (classic film (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096380/) btw).

Friends schmends. Most...
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