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Forum: Gaming Yesterday, 12:25
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Bought Mafia 2 last night on Steam reduction to...

Bought Mafia 2 last night on Steam reduction to dip my toe in the filth-ridden water. I thought 2 was meant to be a big improvement over 1...?
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 22:09
Replies: 13,146
Views: 2,849,815
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Maybe... but, in the UK at least, they're wrapped...

Maybe... but, in the UK at least, they're wrapped up in one offence (or were in 1996 anyway when the Police Act was enacted):
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 21:45
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
But... ...

But...

http://38.media.tumblr.com/86f34130c0f6bb047af5e8d3796062eb/tumblr_mo5rxrNp8b1su68szo1_500.gif

...and of course, by obstructing the Police in their lawful duty, you are not innocent......
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 18:25
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
One can only hope you've read the posts since...

One can only hope you've read the posts since what you've quoted and are being sarcastic...
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 16:32
Replies: 13,146
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I suspect the original quote was deliberately...

I suspect the original quote was deliberately playing ignorant in an attempt to win the hearts/minds of an under-informed populace.
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 16:00
Replies: 13,146
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
To clarify, resisting arrest is an offence in UK...

To clarify, resisting arrest is an offence in UK and US law.

If the fuzz don't have the evidence to charge you with the offence you were originally arrested for, they can still charge you for...
Forum: Gaming 28th Jul 2015, 13:56
Replies: 5
Wii / Wii U Splatoon
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Ok, so I caved and bought Splatoon a couple of...

Ok, so I caved and bought Splatoon a couple of weeks ago. Only really played Turf War so far but it is a fantastic game and defo a Wii U 'must-have' in my book. No regrets folding on this one.
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 13:11
Replies: 14
Views: 366
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I've just bought an LG G3 from Amazon.fr - bit...

I've just bought an LG G3 from Amazon.fr - bit pricier at 230 delivered but still considered one of the best phones around supposedly.
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 13:04
Replies: 13,146
Views: 2,849,815
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Correct me if I am wrong (something might have...

Correct me if I am wrong (something might have changed recently) but it seems you're talking about something as if you know it, when actually you don't. Reasonable grounds to suspect is all UK police...
Forum: General 23rd Jul 2015, 20:49
Replies: 9
Views: 502
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I'm not sure I can contribute much here.......

I'm not sure I can contribute much here.... but... goddamit, have some feels!
Forum: General 23rd Jul 2015, 20:47
Replies: 5,170
Views: 650,376
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Agreed. It may be a literary masterpiece, but as...

Agreed. It may be a literary masterpiece, but as a piece of entertainment... it's tug.
Forum: General 21st Jul 2015, 09:36
Replies: 16,566
Views: 1,525,479
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
No update provided - they must still be in bed...

No update provided - they must still be in bed...
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 22:33
Replies: 28,972
Views: 3,456,134
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Are you inbred? Where's the ****ing cheese Gromit?

Are you inbred? Where's the ****ing cheese Gromit?
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 22:29
Replies: 16,566
Views: 1,525,479
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I was walking out of my office wearing hiking...

I was walking out of my office wearing hiking boots loosely on my feet. The lace from one boot inexplicably got stuck in the lacing system of the other boot and I went over like a tree. Made a mess...
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 14:02
Replies: 16,566
Views: 1,525,479
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Well if you really like her, I'd suggest you...

Well if you really like her, I'd suggest you confront the 'slackening off' by telling her you really enjoyed how things were a couple of months back and wonder if she'd like to pick that back up...
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 12:44
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Views: 1,525,479
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
You could try poking her (with your finger) and...

You could try poking her (with your finger) and then running off, giggling, a few times. Apparently a slap on the backside with a "How about it?" can also be effective.

Or just get her mobile...
Forum: Hardware 16th Jul 2015, 16:12
Replies: 7
Views: 490
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Took my time but went with your suggestion,...

Took my time but went with your suggestion, thanks. Longer, cheaper and nicer looking than the other one. Not used it yet but I'm happy with the size and looks and it seems to wind easily enough.
Forum: General 8th Jul 2015, 20:34
Replies: 13,146
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
http://www.hopewellstudios.com/images/stories/geek...

http://www.hopewellstudios.com/images/stories/geekings/whereswalle1450.jpg
Forum: General 3rd Jul 2015, 13:34
Replies: 71
Views: 2,292
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Not been stewing, just a few sneezes occurred in...

Not been stewing, just a few sneezes occurred in my office today and it made me think of this thread.
Forum: General 3rd Jul 2015, 12:44
Replies: 71
Views: 2,292
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
[QUOTE=Parge;3815135]QUOTE] I bet you're one...

[QUOTE=Parge;3815135]QUOTE]

I bet you're one of those annoying ****ers that insists on saying 'Bless You' after anyone sneezes, even if they're sneezing all day long, aren't you? And if you...
Forum: Article Discussion 3rd Jul 2015, 12:39
Replies: 17
Views: 917
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Is it just me or is the 'SONY' on the control pad...

Is it just me or is the 'SONY' on the control pad off-centre?
Forum: Serious 12th Jun 2015, 13:26
Replies: 36
Views: 2,822
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
You don't have to call it a dispute if you don't...

You don't have to call it a dispute if you don't want to. It's not a dispute until you've disputed it with
them.

Edit: Sorry, missed the bit about you having approached them already.

You're...
Forum: Serious 12th Jun 2015, 13:24
Replies: 36
Views: 2,822
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
If you're selling your house, will you be using a...

If you're selling your house, will you be using a law firm to handle the conveyancing? If so, identify who you'll go with and ask them if you have to.

But assuming they'll be a charge involved for...
Forum: General 9th Jun 2015, 10:30
Replies: 5,170
Views: 650,376
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
@d_stilgar - Agreed. Alan Partridge - Alpha...

@d_stilgar - Agreed.

Alan Partridge - Alpha Papa - 7.5/10

I've always tended to like 'bits' of AP but found the annoyingness of him just too great to win my full fandom. As an AP feature-length...
Forum: Hardware 5th Jun 2015, 12:03
Replies: 7
Views: 490
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Can't check ebay from this office but I'll have a...

Can't check ebay from this office but I'll have a look at those tonight, thanks all.

@Kernel - I knew somebody would suggest the homemade option, so I'll give you 3 points, but I'm looking for the...
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