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Forum: General 23rd Aug 2015, 10:14
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
From a certain perspective there's actually very...

From a certain perspective there's actually very little required. Just a fair few people have trouble remembering that and get caught up in convention.

All I need is all I got, and all that...
Forum: General 19th Aug 2015, 15:21
Replies: 9
Other Blue light
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I use a 'Night mode' app on my phone. Not for...

I use a 'Night mode' app on my phone. Not for avoiding blue light, just for dimming the display well below what the phone's display adjustment allows to avoid detection from her on the other side of...
Forum: Serious 9th Aug 2015, 11:13
Replies: 138
Views: 16,378
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I can only imagine you keep an excellent tug...

I can only imagine you keep an excellent tug diary.
Forum: General 7th Aug 2015, 18:28
Replies: 12,722
Views: 1,223,017
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Irn-bru Ice-cream and battenberg cake - I love...

Irn-bru Ice-cream and battenberg cake - I love living 100 yards from Farm Foods :)

I love Planet Rock but don't get good enough reception in my area :(
Forum: General 6th Aug 2015, 12:44
Replies: 16,743
Views: 1,555,710
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
****ing car insurance bollox. Bought a car...

****ing car insurance bollox.

Bought a car the other week in a private deal. Took out a new policy for it there and then. Filled in the bit about my 9 years no claims bonus.

Turns out you can...
Forum: General 31st Jul 2015, 14:38
Replies: 13,174
Views: 2,885,649
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I assume it's demote due to it being retarded.

I assume it's demote due to it being retarded.
Forum: General 31st Jul 2015, 13:55
Replies: 5,225
Views: 661,411
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Too long, but still gets a 130% score! Wowsers,...

Too long, but still gets a 130% score! Wowsers, sounds like a must-see :p
Forum: General 31st Jul 2015, 13:53
Replies: 5,225
Views: 661,411
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
My daughter had seen Bambi and Lion King (both...

My daughter had seen Bambi and Lion King (both repeatedly) while she was still 1 year old. Your kids must need toughening up some.
Forum: Gaming 30th Jul 2015, 18:23
Replies: 13
Views: 613
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Good question, I thought it was from some reviews...

Good question, I thought it was from some reviews on metacritic, but looking again it seems not.
Forum: Gaming 29th Jul 2015, 12:25
Replies: 13
Views: 613
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Bought Mafia 2 last night on Steam reduction to...

Bought Mafia 2 last night on Steam reduction to dip my toe in the filth-ridden water. I thought 2 was meant to be a big improvement over 1...?
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 22:09
Replies: 13,174
Views: 2,885,649
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Maybe... but, in the UK at least, they're wrapped...

Maybe... but, in the UK at least, they're wrapped up in one offence (or were in 1996 anyway when the Police Act was enacted):
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 21:45
Replies: 13,174
Views: 2,885,649
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
But... ...

But...

http://38.media.tumblr.com/86f34130c0f6bb047af5e8d3796062eb/tumblr_mo5rxrNp8b1su68szo1_500.gif

...and of course, by obstructing the Police in their lawful duty, you are not innocent......
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 18:25
Replies: 13,174
Views: 2,885,649
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
One can only hope you've read the posts since...

One can only hope you've read the posts since what you've quoted and are being sarcastic...
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 16:32
Replies: 13,174
Views: 2,885,649
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I suspect the original quote was deliberately...

I suspect the original quote was deliberately playing ignorant in an attempt to win the hearts/minds of an under-informed populace.
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 16:00
Replies: 13,174
Views: 2,885,649
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
To clarify, resisting arrest is an offence in UK...

To clarify, resisting arrest is an offence in UK and US law.

If the fuzz don't have the evidence to charge you with the offence you were originally arrested for, they can still charge you for...
Forum: Gaming 28th Jul 2015, 13:56
Replies: 5
Wii / Wii U Splatoon
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Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Ok, so I caved and bought Splatoon a couple of...

Ok, so I caved and bought Splatoon a couple of weeks ago. Only really played Turf War so far but it is a fantastic game and defo a Wii U 'must-have' in my book. No regrets folding on this one.
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 13:11
Replies: 25
Views: 1,087
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I've just bought an LG G3 from Amazon.fr - bit...

I've just bought an LG G3 from Amazon.fr - bit pricier at 230 delivered but still considered one of the best phones around supposedly.
Forum: General 28th Jul 2015, 13:04
Replies: 13,174
Views: 2,885,649
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Correct me if I am wrong (something might have...

Correct me if I am wrong (something might have changed recently) but it seems you're talking about something as if you know it, when actually you don't. Reasonable grounds to suspect is all UK police...
Forum: General 23rd Jul 2015, 20:49
Replies: 12
Views: 1,319
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I'm not sure I can contribute much here.......

I'm not sure I can contribute much here.... but... goddamit, have some feels!
Forum: General 23rd Jul 2015, 20:47
Replies: 5,225
Views: 661,411
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Agreed. It may be a literary masterpiece, but as...

Agreed. It may be a literary masterpiece, but as a piece of entertainment... it's tug.
Forum: General 21st Jul 2015, 09:36
Replies: 16,743
Views: 1,555,710
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
No update provided - they must still be in bed...

No update provided - they must still be in bed...
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 22:33
Replies: 29,132
Views: 3,509,418
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Are you inbred? Where's the ****ing cheese Gromit?

Are you inbred? Where's the ****ing cheese Gromit?
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 22:29
Replies: 16,743
Views: 1,555,710
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
I was walking out of my office wearing hiking...

I was walking out of my office wearing hiking boots loosely on my feet. The lace from one boot inexplicably got stuck in the lacing system of the other boot and I went over like a tree. Made a mess...
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 14:02
Replies: 16,743
Views: 1,555,710
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
Well if you really like her, I'd suggest you...

Well if you really like her, I'd suggest you confront the 'slackening off' by telling her you really enjoyed how things were a couple of months back and wonder if she'd like to pick that back up...
Forum: General 20th Jul 2015, 12:44
Replies: 16,743
Views: 1,555,710
Posted By Porkins' Wingman
You could try poking her (with your finger) and...

You could try poking her (with your finger) and then running off, giggling, a few times. Apparently a slap on the backside with a "How about it?" can also be effective.

Or just get her mobile...
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