Originally Posted by Ramble
Mountain biking, the sport of buying the best most expensive parts and then trying to break them.
Or: the sport of finding the smoothest paths and then taking some other route.
I made this up after coming down from a hill along what had to be the path with the most and the largest rocks of the whole goddamn hill. The path I followed up was smooth and would have been about twice as fast way of coming back down.