You are insane.
Be sure to post pics though.
“Talent is a pursued interest. In other words, anything that you're willing to practice, you can do.” - Bob Ross
“Ὁ βίος βραχύς, ἡ δὲ τέχνη μακρή, ὁ δὲ καιρὸς ὀξύς, ἡ δὲ πεῖρα σφαλερή, ἡ δὲ κρίσις χαλεπή.” - Hippocrates