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WilHarris · 30th Nov 2005, 15:55

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2005/11...on_siege_film/

Lord Kordir · 30th Nov 2005, 18:41

Did I read that right? 'awesome films' and 'Alone In The Dark' in the same sentence? There must be some mistake surely

Master Ninja · 30th Nov 2005, 19:27

Casting John Rhys-Davies as a fantasy character? Inspired!

Some of you may ask how he keeps making movies when every single one he has made has been an abyssmal failure. He is exploiting a loophole in German tax laws that actually allow him to MAKE money if the films do really badly. The same loophole, incidentally, is the one that the Broadway show The Producers focuses on.

SharkBait · 30th Nov 2005, 21:04

Fortunately, the Germans are closing that loophole next year...we can only hope it means the end of this nightmare!

Cabe · 30th Nov 2005, 22:33

I prepose some form of pagan blood ceremony sacrificing Uwe Boll, no real reason other than to stop this madness from spreading.

valium · 30th Nov 2005, 23:16

If you waste 7-15 bucks on this movie or any other movie directed by this douchebag, you deserve to be stabbed in the eyes with a rusty, AIDS infected syringe repeatedly.

I REPEAT, DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON UWE BOLL FILMS.

HE IS THE ANTICHRIST of VIDEOGAME MOVIES.

Neogumbercules · 30th Nov 2005, 23:53

^what he said.

When the Germans close that loophole I'm going to buy a ticket to Germany, get a big sign and stand in front of their governments tax building. That sign will read "HOLY **** THANK YOU SO ******* MUCH FOR ENDING IT!"

valium · 1st Dec 2005, 00:50

Ditto

glaeken · 1st Dec 2005, 03:21

i hope he was being sarcastic about the "awesome"

dragontail · 1st Dec 2005, 09:52

I second that... really

metarinka · 3rd Dec 2005, 00:42

meh dungeon siege doesn't even seem like a strong franchise for a movie. I wouldn't want Uew Boll to touch it, but I think the warcraft, diablo even homeworld series have better franchise power.

still holding out hope fore the hitman movie

Shadowed_fury · 3rd Dec 2005, 01:51

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Originally Posted by metarinka

still holding out hope fore the hitman movie

Same, that would be so good!

MajestiX · 3rd Dec 2005, 23:11

i was watching some of the trailers and anyone notice the repeated usage of "save from/defeat/get back/ from an EVIL king"

kosch · 5th Dec 2005, 17:49

They really need to bring out a Space Quest film, but which actor would make the perfect Roger Wilco?

"Thanks for playing Space Quest 4, as usual you've been a real pantload!"

30th Nov 2005, 15:55	#1
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Neogumbercules Ultramodder Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,495	^what he said. When the Germans close that loophole I'm going to buy a ticket to Germany, get a big sign and stand in front of their governments tax building. That sign will read "HOLY ** THANK YOU SO ***** MUCH FOR ENDING IT!" __________________ Abit AB9 Pro, Intel Core 2 Duo E6400 CPU, 2GB Corsair DDR2 6400, nVidia 8800GT, Seagate 160 GB HDD.

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Master Ninja Multimodder Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 182	Casting John Rhys-Davies as a fantasy character? Inspired! Some of you may ask how he keeps making movies when every single one he has made has been an abyssmal failure. He is exploiting a loophole in German tax laws that actually allow him to MAKE money if the films do really badly. The same loophole, incidentally, is the one that the Broadway show The Producers focuses on.

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SharkBait Multimodder Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Napoli, Italia Posts: 73	Fortunately, the Germans are closing that loophole next year...we can only hope it means the end of this nightmare!

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