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WilHarris · 28th Feb 2006, 10:02

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2006/02..._film_trailer/

Cavedweller · 28th Feb 2006, 10:09

There should be a law against making bad movies over bad games.

And DOA is SOOOOOOOO Horrible it should carrie the death penalty.

I wouldn't waste my bandwidth on such crap...

Buzzons · 28th Feb 2006, 10:32

looks like an updated Mortal Kombat film, which also had no plot. However it looks quite a good film in the sence that it will suck so much it will be funny

oh and tits

Bindibadgi · 28th Feb 2006, 11:20

Why does **** like this get funding, yet, good ideas go down the pan?

chemo · 28th Feb 2006, 11:55

another street fighter maybe? that film sucked the big one, this is looking worse though...much worse. youd think with films like SF and mortal kombat theyd just leave this idea alone.

the only film to get it right with a fighting tournament imho is bloodsport and that wasnt even based on a film but it included actual martial artists, not people like ms. kiss kiss ffs.

Meanmotion · 28th Feb 2006, 12:53

Ah whatever, it'll be great fun. Absolutely crass, lowest common denominator movie making, but a laugh all the same. Hell, it can't be any worse than the constant gardener!

Veles · 28th Feb 2006, 13:26

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Originally Posted by Buzzons

looks like an updated Mortal Kombat film, which also had no plot. However it looks quite a good film in the sence that it will suck so much it will be funny

oh and tits

MK was an amazing film, this however, looks a little...er...yeah. They should stop with taking games over to film if they cant do it properly. Resi Evil was actually pretty good for a game crossover, I am yet to find one that even comes close to that.

EDIT: Apart from MK of course, Flwawlass Victory!

Monkey200SX · 28th Feb 2006, 13:34

the bird from kill bill is in it!! the oriental one with the ball and chain. you know

it looks a bit like a softcore porn film with fighting

Cavedweller · 28th Feb 2006, 13:43

Veles, I strongly suspect Silent Hill will surpass Res Evil as the best game to movie title so watch out for that one.

LoneArchon · 28th Feb 2006, 13:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzons

looks like an updated Mortal Kombat film, which also had no plot. However it looks quite a good film in the sence that it will suck so much it will be funny

oh and tits

I Agree. Movies with a crapy story line can be funny for example Doom the movie that had a bad story line but it was funny to me and my friends.

Cthippo · 28th Feb 2006, 13:58

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Originally Posted by Bindibadgi

Why does **** like this get funding, yet, good ideas go down the pan?

Because hoards of stupid Americans shell out to go see them time and time again, that's why. Same reason Adam Sandler has a career.

That said, if they're going to make movies from games, why not Half Life? That at least had a plot, and lots of room for some cool effects work (I'd love to see what industrial Light and Magic would do with Xen). Also, casting Jeff Goldblum as Gordon Freeman is a no-brainer, and the sequel is already made (with another interesting plot line) (Lucy Liu for Alyx

).

You know, if they're going to spend $10 to go see scantily clad women wrestling in the movie, why not just go rent a porno and be done wih it!

Bindibadgi · 28th Feb 2006, 14:11

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Originally Posted by Monkey200SX

the bird from kill bill is in it!! the oriental one with the ball and chain. you know

it looks a bit like a softcore porn film with fighting

Chiaki Kuriyama. Chee-Ahkee Kuree-yam-a. She was in Battle Royale as well.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0475752/

But they're wearing bikini tops though, no see-through white tops exposing nipples.

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Originally Posted by Cavedweller

Veles, I strongly suspect Silent Hill will surpass Res Evil as the best game to movie title so watch out for that one.

Not hard tbh.

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Same reason Adam Sandler has a career.

ROFFLE!! :haha: I just recon he must have the best agent on the planet.

Alyx is half african half caucasian, not east-asian. And our very own Wil Harris is a no brainer as Gordon Freeman.

phxbadash · 28th Feb 2006, 14:53

Honestly the movie looks about on par with mortal kombat as far as quality goes. SF scraped the bottom of the barrel as far as quality went, even if kylie minogue looked good in the movie

I won't see this movie in theatres but will watch it on DVD when it comes out. Looks to be a decent action flick.

Oh, and Rosario Dawson should play Alyx fo shizzle.

mattyt · 28th Feb 2006, 17:05

Spice Girls meet Charlies Angels...
http://screenshots.teamxbox.com/scre...ad-or-Alive-4/

Hellboy787 · 28th Feb 2006, 18:14

Hi have always enjoyed playing DOA but this movies........crap to put it lightly!!!

they will ban me if I used my real words to discribe how bad it looks

I hope it never gets released.....even if we have some realy hot shot of Holly and the girls...

Stickeh · 28th Feb 2006, 18:36

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Originally Posted by Bindibadgi

And our very own Wil Harris is a no brainer as Gordon Freeman.

YES!

Buzzons · 28th Feb 2006, 18:59

that pic you linked, has a guy whos dead and is SMILING! ffs! (bottom middle)

Morpheon · 28th Feb 2006, 23:47

UMM...is it me or is the MAIN REASON to even see a film (if I can even call it that) like this missing...can anyone guess what that reason is

Anyone...Anyone....

its the large jiggly B00Bs!!!!! I dont see any...and I dont care what anyone says those are more than half the reason DOA games sell...

Oh well...still love the game.

Drexial · 1st Mar 2006, 02:10

the characters look ******, the plot will be thin. the out of the people they got the play teh two guys i say in the screen shot seem to fit well, but the feemale characters i wouldnt even concider hot. none of them fit for the roles. not even worth renting when it comes out on DVD. why do they insist on making crap movies. what honestly makes them think that this movie will sell? i think doom with gross more money than this movie...

Salazaar · 1st Mar 2006, 14:02

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Originally Posted by Monkey200SX

it looks a bit like a softcore porn film with fighting

Nuff said. That's sold it too me

28th Feb 2006, 10:02	#1
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Morpheon Multimodder Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Macon, GA USA Posts: 107	UMM...is it me or is the MAIN REASON to even see a film (if I can even call it that) like this missing...can anyone guess what that reason is Anyone...Anyone.... its the large jiggly B00Bs!!!!! I dont see any...and I dont care what anyone says those are more than half the reason DOA games sell... Oh well...still love the game. __________________ We were all n00bs once...but its those that listen that seperates us from the rest. My Rig! DFI-D Sli (OCZ Tony Bios) \| 3800X2 2.8 (285*10) @ 1.58Vcore OCZ 4000 Plat 2GB (2.5-4-4-8) 1T \| DangerDen TDX (nozzle 4)CPU / Maze 4 GPU / DD5 Pump ATi X1900XTX @ 780/850 \| Antec True Blue 480W \| 74GB Raptor (System) 750GB Segate (Storage)

28th Feb 2006, 10:09	#2
Cavedweller Minimodder Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 24	There should be a law against making bad movies over bad games. And DOA is SOOOOOOOO Horrible it should carrie the death penalty. I wouldn't waste my bandwidth on such crap...

28th Feb 2006, 10:32	#3
Buzzons Mod Master Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,086	looks like an updated Mortal Kombat film, which also had no plot. However it looks quite a good film in the sence that it will suck so much it will be funny oh and tits

28th Feb 2006, 13:34	#8
Monkey200SX Hypermodder Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 604	the bird from kill bill is in it!! the oriental one with the ball and chain. you know it looks a bit like a softcore porn film with fighting

28th Feb 2006, 13:43	#9
Cavedweller Minimodder Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 24	Veles, I strongly suspect Silent Hill will surpass Res Evil as the best game to movie title so watch out for that one.

28th Feb 2006, 14:53	#13
phxbadash What's a Dremel? Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 4	Honestly the movie looks about on par with mortal kombat as far as quality goes. SF scraped the bottom of the barrel as far as quality went, even if kylie minogue looked good in the movie I won't see this movie in theatres but will watch it on DVD when it comes out. Looks to be a decent action flick. Oh, and Rosario Dawson should play Alyx fo shizzle.

28th Feb 2006, 17:05	#14
mattyt Minimodder Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: soton Posts: 45	Spice Girls meet Charlies Angels... http://screenshots.teamxbox.com/scre...ad-or-Alive-4/

28th Feb 2006, 18:14	#15
Hellboy787 Modder Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 65	Hi have always enjoyed playing DOA but this movies........crap to put it lightly!!! they will ban me if I used my real words to discribe how bad it looks I hope it never gets released.....even if we have some realy hot shot of Holly and the girls...

28th Feb 2006, 18:59	#17
Buzzons Mod Master Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,086	that pic you linked, has a guy whos dead and is SMILING! ffs! (bottom middle)

1st Mar 2006, 02:10	#19
Drexial Supermodder Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 297	the characters look ******, the plot will be thin. the out of the people they got the play teh two guys i say in the screen shot seem to fit well, but the feemale characters i wouldnt even concider hot. none of them fit for the roles. not even worth renting when it comes out on DVD. why do they insist on making crap movies. what honestly makes them think that this movie will sell? i think doom with gross more money than this movie...