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Old 8th May 2012, 12:02   #4101
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Not a demote but awesome XD
Does this mean the Keyboard is actually the densest storage medium of the computer?
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Old 8th May 2012, 12:04   #4102
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Old 8th May 2012, 13:51   #4103
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Not a demote but awesome XD

That's misleading. Each sperm holds the same data. The actual data transferred is just 37.5 MB, no matter how many times you copy it. Any basic compression would just reduce the entire ejaculate to 1 cell.
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Old 8th May 2012, 13:59   #4104
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That's misleading. Each sperm holds the same data. The actual data transferred is just 37.5 MB, no matter how many times you copy it. Any basic compression would just reduce the entire ejaculate to 1 cell.
That would be an anti-climax at the end of an "educational" video.
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Old 8th May 2012, 14:16   #4105
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That would be an anti-climax at the end of an "educational" video.
not all sperm cells carry the same message, you do not pass on your entire genetic code to your offspring
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Old 8th May 2012, 14:20   #4106
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not all sperm cells carry the same message, you do not pass on your entire genetic code to your offspring
It was meant to be a joke....
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Old 8th May 2012, 16:32   #4107
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not all sperm cells carry the same message, you do not pass on your entire genetic code to your offspring
And I shall call him 'mini-me' :-D
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Old 8th May 2012, 16:46   #4108
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Old 8th May 2012, 20:38   #4109
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305?? What, call a friend? "Please come service my wife, she's 503"
I suppose that's one option. I was thinking more broadly with the word proxy. I guess the friend could be live or battery operated.
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Old 8th May 2012, 21:21   #4110
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Not a demote but awesome XD

"If I ejaculated a 1.5TB HDD I'd probably do it again from the excitement." Ending Credits

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Old 8th May 2012, 21:32   #4111
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Does this mean the Keyboard is actually the densest storage medium of the computer?
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That is all.
We can conclude that Ending Credits has a nic for ejaculation related quotes.

Much personal experience I guess.
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Old 9th May 2012, 01:45   #4112
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not all sperm cells carry the same message, you do not pass on your entire genetic code to your offspring
Very well. There's still massive redundancy though. Unless it's been accounted for, which I haven't bothered to check.
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Old 9th May 2012, 06:07   #4113
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All this talk of ejaculate is a little hard to swallow. Please proceed with more demotes.

Edit: Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to take it on the chin with that statement?
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All this talk of ejaculate is a little hard to swallow. Please proceed with more demotes.
That's what she said
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Old 9th May 2012, 06:34   #4115
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That's misleading. Each sperm holds the same data. The actual data transferred is just 37.5 MB, no matter how many times you copy it. Any basic compression would just reduce the entire ejaculate to 1 cell.
Nope, every sperm cell has a different DNA code. That's why if you have two sons 2 years apart, they are different and not twins.
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Every sperm carries 50% of your DNA, but not necessarily the same 50%. With 23 chromosome pairs there are 8388608 different possible combinations.
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Every sperm carries 50% of your DNA, but not necessarily the same 50%. With 23 chromosome pairs there are 8388608 different possible combinations.
Well, at least that's makes the chance of spawning the next Hitler a little smaller..

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Old 9th May 2012, 10:39   #4118
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Every sperm carries 50% of your DNA, but not necessarily the same 50%. With 23 chromosome pairs there are 8388608 different possible combinations.
http://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

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why has this thread suddenly become a philosophical debate on dicks/data?

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Old 9th May 2012, 12:05   #4120
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Every sperm carries 50% of your DNA, but not necessarily the same 50%. With 23 chromosome pairs there are 8388608 different possible combinations.
I'm pretty sure you get DNA switching between chromasones, not just a binary choice between each one.
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