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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 21:54   #1
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Your One Life Rule
Guys, from all of your life experiences what would be your one piece of advice you would give someone on your death bed.

As humorous as possible.

Mine:

When washing, always wash your backside before your face.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 22:09   #2
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 22:13   #3
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 22:27   #5
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 22:51   #9
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When explaining a particularly difficult type of analytical engineering formula to our class, one of the wittiest lecturers I've ever had the pleasure of being taught by stated bluntly;

"There is no easy way to do this, you just have to learn the hard way, but... Life is hard and then you die"

The whole lecture theatre of 2nd year engineering students erupted in laughter

Might be a bit inappropriate for someone on their death bed though
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Keep calm and carry on.

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Speak to everyone, appreciate everything, live life with open arms.

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