At work we have ‘wooing week’ where you sign up and get a person to woo for the week. No one knows who is wooing them til the end of the week. I want to turn this on its head this year, and use it as an excuse to be a total creep. I need some ideas for gifts I can give/things I can do to really creep a girl out. For Monday, I’m planning to give the girl a webcam as a present, along with a card saying ‘because I’m always watching you’ – now I just need ideas for the rest of the week. Ideas: GO!
Ok, just for clarification, I want to 'creep her out' - rather than threaten to kill her. Also, my work is fun, and most of us are well adjusted enough to take a joke.
Go straight in with relationship talk. "so how do you see us in 10 years time", "how many kids would you want" etc caution: don't do this if she's desperate.
Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red RETINAL HAEMORRHAGE! That's always a good 'weird' love poem.
You could get her something like this with a card and comment 'how do you like your eggs fertilized in the morning'
If you're Facebook friends and she or her pals have the app on their smartphones, you can give her a map of her tagged in locations and accompanying creepy text that makes out like you've been stalking her? Find someone with similar hair to hers and borrow a few strands... Grab some of the victims rubbish when she's not around. Include a sample of both and say you've been saving little bits of herself that she leaves behind
I can't offer any suggestions but I am willing to appear as a character witness at your trial. Gotta say though, it is most gratifying to see that you thought the best place to go for advice on creeping out girls was these forums. That's so TBBT. Also.. LOL
No advice but I am going to keep a eye on this thread. There is no way we could get away with stuff like that at work so you must work for a decent company. All we get is the higher up managers asking how we want to be screwed over each time. Back on topic though some of the ideas in here already have just made me laugh, and might even ask my sadistic brother in law for some ideas for you.
This will not end well. On the bright side, you'll probably have some time off shortly to take a vacation.