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Old 8th Jul 2009, 18:41   #161
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Lol, Opeth are way heavier than that.
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Old 9th Jul 2009, 14:35   #162
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Lol, Opeth are way heavier than that.
So very true, and I very much prefer Opeth to Cannibal Corpse, but it's hard to deny the awesomeness of CC lyrics

Post Mortal Ejaculation

Suffering my only need now is to hang
the rope does swing, hanging from the darkened ceiling
Strangling, dangling from my twisted spine
I knew I would enjoy death more than life
My lids close tight, but the light blinds my eyes
My body grows cold - my cock becomes erect

Watching over my dead shell, from beyond in my own hell
Caught between life and death, even though my body's dead
I still feel the touch of flesh
Given the choice to die or live dead
Purgatory my damnation
Climaxing at the resurrection
Adipocere spurts from my erection

Manifested in my rotted body
Unpure spirit, dead among mortals
I have risen from self-murder
Only to rot and kill
to break the necks of young women
their ***** my pus will fill
Acid burning through her crotch
I baptise her face with my rot
Then venom foams from her throat
On my discharge she will choke

Pulsation, my heart begins to beat
Heaving, goiters start to secrete
caustic odor, steaming gruel
wallow in my infected drool

Swollen pusing gashes
Start to reek

Puncture wounds in the back
hacked up limbs, bones now crack
Skin fillet from your face
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Old 9th Jul 2009, 18:36   #163
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So very true, and I very much prefer Opeth to Cannibal Corpse, but it's hard to deny the awesomeness of CC lyrics

Post Mortal Ejaculation

Suffering my only need now is to hang
the rope does swing, hanging from the darkened ceiling
Strangling, dangling from my twisted spine
I knew I would enjoy death more than life
My lids close tight, but the light blinds my eyes
My body grows cold - my cock becomes erect

Watching over my dead shell, from beyond in my own hell
Caught between life and death, even though my body's dead
I still feel the touch of flesh
Given the choice to die or live dead
Purgatory my damnation
Climaxing at the resurrection
Adipocere spurts from my erection

Manifested in my rotted body
Unpure spirit, dead among mortals
I have risen from self-murder
Only to rot and kill
to break the necks of young women
their ***** my pus will fill
Acid burning through her crotch
I baptise her face with my rot
Then venom foams from her throat
On my discharge she will choke

Pulsation, my heart begins to beat
Heaving, goiters start to secrete
caustic odor, steaming gruel
wallow in my infected drool

Swollen pusing gashes
Start to reek

Puncture wounds in the back
hacked up limbs, bones now crack
Skin fillet from your face
Breasts gounged out
I **** with your chest
With the band name of Cannibal Corpse, I guess it is to be expected. But.... EWWWWW!
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Also maybe not too awesome, but I just got upset by the totally shitty quality of the video reviews by 3DGameMan, and made this: #1060 video review
Rodney Renolds is a fantastic reviewer. Maybe he doesn't put the same amount of time into each review but he does a seriously impressive volume of them and he does them in an entertaining way. You are of course entitled to your own opinion, but I think 3DGameMan is a cool guy who had a great idea for some entertaining IT reviews, and so far he has made it work very well. Have you realized how many companies send him their new products to review - he MUST be doing something right.
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Old 9th Jul 2009, 20:18   #165
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Rodney Renolds is a fantastic reviewer. Maybe he doesn't put the same amount of time into each review but he does a seriously impressive volume of them and he does them in an entertaining way. You are of course entitled to your own opinion, but I think 3DGameMan is a cool guy who had a great idea for some entertaining IT reviews, and so far he has made it work very well. Have you realized how many companies send him their new products to review - he MUST be doing something right.
Meh, that's just because he's on YT, which has an incredible worldwide broadcasting potential, so it would be stupid for companies to not send him kit to review (no doubt helped by the fact he seems to rate just about everything positively).

Aside from the fact a lot of them are mere spec run-downs, I lost all respect for him as a person when he was found to have plagiarised another site's work in one of his reviews, and then proceeded to deny it/cover it up.
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wow thats a blast from the past, haven't seen it ages.

It's an amazing thing: take an advert which is pretty much made of concentrated essence of annoyance and instead of it being annoying, make it utterly awesome instead

there was another similar video that went with that one, wracking my brain to remember it at the moment :P

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So that's what they are doing...
what kind of religion is that?
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Rodney Renolds is a fantastic reviewer. Maybe he doesn't put the same amount of time into each review but he does a seriously impressive volume of them and he does them in an entertaining way. You are of course entitled to your own opinion, but I think 3DGameMan is a cool guy who had a great idea for some entertaining IT reviews, and so far he has made it work very well. Have you realized how many companies send him their new products to review - he MUST be doing something right.
Lets see.. A review, you say? A spec-rundown or an advert would be more suitable. I have nothing against a person going through the specs of products, and quickly showing them on video, but that isn't what I call a "review".

Also, no wonder manufacturers send in all the stuff, when all the stuff gets an award

But that's it for the thread-hijack. I'm just wondering how much he spends time on those... things.
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I knew about this one a while ago and the planes were under related, it's much easier to see how this one works.


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