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News Trailer for Dungeon Seige film is up

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by WilHarris, 30 Nov 2005.

  1. WilHarris

    WilHarris Just another nobody Moderator

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  2. Lord Kordir

    Lord Kordir What's a Dremel?

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    Did I read that right? 'awesome films' and 'Alone In The Dark' in the same sentence? There must be some mistake surely ;)
     
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    Casting John Rhys-Davies as a fantasy character? Inspired! :rolleyes:

    Some of you may ask how he keeps making movies when every single one he has made has been an abyssmal failure. He is exploiting a loophole in German tax laws that actually allow him to MAKE money if the films do really badly. The same loophole, incidentally, is the one that the Broadway show The Producers focuses on.
     
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    SharkBait What's a Dremel?

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    Fortunately, the Germans are closing that loophole next year...we can only hope it means the end of this nightmare!
     
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    Cabe What's a Dremel?

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    I prepose some form of pagan blood ceremony sacrificing Uwe Boll, no real reason other than to stop this madness from spreading.
     
  6. valium

    valium What's a Dremel?

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    If you waste 7-15 bucks on this movie or any other movie directed by this douchebag, you deserve to be stabbed in the eyes with a rusty, AIDS infected syringe repeatedly.

    I REPEAT, DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON UWE BOLL FILMS.

    HE IS THE ANTICHRIST of VIDEOGAME MOVIES. :wallbash:
     
  7. Neogumbercules

    Neogumbercules What's a Dremel?

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    ^what he said.

    When the Germans close that loophole I'm going to buy a ticket to Germany, get a big sign and stand in front of their governments tax building. That sign will read "HOLY **** THANK YOU SO ******* MUCH FOR ENDING IT!"
     
  8. valium

    valium What's a Dremel?

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    Ditto
     
  9. glaeken

    glaeken Freeeeeeeze! I'm a cawp!

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    i hope he was being sarcastic about the "awesome"
     
  10. dragontail

    dragontail 5bet Bluffer

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    I second that... really
     
  11. metarinka

    metarinka What's a Dremel?

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    meh dungeon siege doesn't even seem like a strong franchise for a movie. I wouldn't want Uew Boll to touch it, but I think the warcraft, diablo even homeworld series have better franchise power.

    still holding out hope fore the hitman movie
     
  12. Shadowed_fury

    Shadowed_fury Minimodder

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    Same, that would be so good! :D
     
  13. MajestiX

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    i was watching some of the trailers and anyone notice the repeated usage of "save from/defeat/get back/ from an EVIL king"
     
  14. kosch

    kosch Trango in the Mango

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    They really need to bring out a Space Quest film, but which actor would make the perfect Roger Wilco?

    "Thanks for playing Space Quest 4, as usual you've been a real pantload!"
     
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