So this girl who I have been talking to online. Asked me to have a baby with her. We have never met in person. The question is, How fast do I run, and what direction?
Run away as fast as you can. This isn't about love. Just baby making. You never truly know someone till you have met in person.
Have you exchanged pictures yet? If not, make sure to send her this one. That'll get rid of her right quick! If that doesn't work: inform her of your unrelenting lust to "do it like MJ" if ya know what I mean...
No no no get that image out of my head. That said how rich are you and did you tell her? Has she thought 'cha ching?' after you lied about the millions, the mansion, the super yacht and the 30 Porches you had in hope of getting your leg over? Either that or she "dont spek no engerlish" and she is after a visa.
This is what you should tell her: Well minus the you're fired. Btw video is technically NSFW (language).
Ok, in all honesty. I think this is a girl who used to stalk me years ago. I've been analyzing the speech patterns. I'm sure it's her. That girl could lie her way into and out of anything. I'm sure it's the same one. Actually, every time I read an old letter from that girl back then, the more I am convinced. the personalty, the way she writes, grammar, spelling, everything is the same! She's been messing with me the entire time! God this girl is legend...
Say you need her address to bring your "baby machine" along, and then send a pack of jelly babies to her.
Oh I've been trying. Anytime that I make an attempt to get some kind of personal information from her. She backs off a bit. Right now for example. I told her I could come see her right now. Nothing. Nothing at all. She will come back later and change the subject. You want to know the best part? This girl knows my ex girlfriend. Had her full name and email address. actually emailed her. My ex and I have been laughing our asses off about it. This girl taught my ex some fitness classes. My ex is getting me her email. I'm going to show up at a class and see what happens. Mess with me? no no, my turn!
Sure she is just playing with you and gettin' good lols along the way, or she is 100% serious, which would be extremely good sign to sell the stock and run away! On other hand... Could this be the next epic love story of Bit-tech... Bring it on!
Hey you know what, maybe I am wrong. But in the interest of scientific curiosity I agreed to get her pregnant. Now we play the waiting game...
OK, so she is not just a codependent personality, she's a stalker as well. Sounds like solid parent and partner material. Run. Just run.
