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Shreddies flatulence-filtering underwear

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Shreddies odour-controlling underwear is manufactured with love in the UK. Using the best materials to ensure the highest standards. Shreddies Flatulence filtering underwear are a proven medical solution to flatulence, whatever it’s causes. There are numerous causes and conditions associated with excessive flatulence, such as IBS and Crohn’s disease, but it can also be caused by eating some high fibre foods, swallowing too much air, drinking gassy drinks and smoking. Anybody that suffers from flatulence problems will know of the social issues that it can cause. Not only do Shreddies work by effectively removing flatulence odours, but they also help to give that added assurance and often much-needed confidence. The Shreddies motto is ‘Fart with confidence’ and our underwear ensures just that. Our patented filter underwear removes odours through the use of a thin and flexible carbon cloth.

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I was going to put this under the heading LOl as I know which way the wind blows on this sort of subject. (Pun intended). But I do have a serious issue with flatulence due to cancer treatment and my now very restrictive diet.

To say the that the wind blows freely is an understatement and with the obvious unpleasant odour it makes living with me difficult. In fact me living with me is not exactly pleasant either.

Odd question I know. anyone have any experience of this type of under garment? and does it work or is it little more than the manufacturers blowing their own trumpet and just a load of hot air. Boom Boom.

 

Guess they work they use carbon filters to hide the smell of cannabis when gowing at home.

No I don't do it just know about it.

 

Cancer treatment (chemo especially) messes up the flora in the gut. If it is not out of dietary bounds, eat live culture yoghurt. If your immune system is compromised, check with your consultant first whether it's OK to do so.

 

No experience here, but they contain activated charcoal, so they should be fairly effective. They should be worth a try if you can get hold of a pair.

 

I, um, have a pair. Courtesy of my mother thinking they'd be a wonderful Christmas present.

They're quite good.

I'll say no more.

 

I suppose you'll just have to show us.

 

Or you could send them to shirty to model.

 

I cannot swallow solids so my food is this stuff. http://www.nutricia.ie/index.php/products/view/fortisip

 

Ew. I've tasted that stuff. Sort of like molten cheap ice cream.

If your consultant oncologist is OK with it, I would try live yoghurts. Also eat regularly (I know, not easy when you're on that stuff) because flatulence is also caused by long periods of starvation.

 

Unfortunately if it tasted like cheap ice cream I would be delighted but my taste buds were also all but destroyed and I can only taste a handful of flavours.

As for eating regularly Fortisip is my only real foodstuff as my real problem is I cannot swallow and that includes my own rather thick saliva. But flatulence is chronic now and it can only be because of my restrictive and limited diet.

 

My name mentioned in a sharting thread. Who'd have thought it?

 

Only because of your legendary modelling abilities.

 

Everyone on bt

 

Clearly we must now call him Sharty.

 

BADUM-TISH

 

I've done my share of sharts over the years, but I'm not known for it. So Shirty it will remain.

Wait....

 

thats my special name for you shirty so I had to moderate your post

God, mod troll is the best haha.

(if you are not privvy to our fantastic in joke, then, Shirty circumvented the profanity filter because he is naughty, I am not using my powers for evil)

 

I left it there just for you to moderate! Admittedly you got to it faster than I was expecting

 

I had hoped that was the case.

 

Please can we have a temporary name change to Sharty so someone can screenshot it for achival purposes?