LOL Do you want to know the hard truth?

Has 'Smart' gone mad? Though this might be a belated April Fools day wheeze.

Smart Condom

 

Question is Glenn, how did you stumble across that?

 

Would you believe Computer Active magazine?

 

Brings a whole new meaning to STI's when your condom can catch a virus via its USB charger.

 

Surely it's more knob bling than condom bling? I mean, cursory glance suggests it's a ring like a fitbit for your gentleman's sausage.

 

Stick a web cam on it as well lmao......

 

What would you actually see and more importantly would you want to?

 

Wasn't there a TV show about that?

Embarrassing bodies or something?

 

Why stop there...

USB speakers, lava lamp, fridge, fan.

 

Depends which orifice

 

I knew a bird once who could probably accomodate all that

 

Give the recent trend for RGB lighting they certainly missed a trick there.

 

LoL Yes..yes it does, bring a whole new meaning to STDs and clearly all of the data from the SC would be so valuable!! Ha Ha

 

You'd have to use a MALE USB connector. -Just saying...
If they added the USB, would you add a dongle to your dongle, or just stab yourself into your Macbook?

 

Well, the Svakom Siime Eye is an IoT ***** with a camera on it (which also has crappy security, potentially letting anyone get a very close look at your holiest of holes), so why not an IoT knobring?

 

Wow!!!!! That is crazy!