Speedy Angel-Eyes Nope & Nope, unless you count working at a snail's pace (but still hitting my deadlines) and bloodshot eyes from years of late night gaming/lack of sleep
McJingles......Pudding Mcjingles. Shaken, because you can't stir presents to figure out what's in them.
Pixie Sparkly-Nose... I'm not small and my nose doesn't sparkle; pretty sure that name is against the trade-descriptions act...