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Wii / Wii U We Dare - an exercise in WTF

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by Pete J, 26 Feb 2011.

  1. Pete J

    Pete J Employed scum

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    Originally spotted in the Guru3D vault of Fail,, here's a trailer for a 100%genuine Wii game coming out soon:



    I think the best way to sum up my feelings on the matter is to quote one of the posters:

    "I have decapitated enemies, skinned monsters alive, beaten men to death in games, but somehow this trailer makes me seriously uncomfortable..."

    Also:

    "HA HA HA HA THIS IS SO FUNNY LOOK WE'RE LIKE SMASHING OUR HEADS TOGETHER BETWEEN A WII MOTE GOD THIS IS SO F**KING SEXY"

    Just for poos and giggles, here's the IGN Rewind Theater review of the trailer:



    Anyway, over to you guys/gals.
     
  2. paisa666

    paisa666 I WILL END YOU!!!

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    I'de say... its interesting... Hey if the idea its to fool around this could work

    OR maybe Im just that weird
     
  3. IvanIvanovich

    IvanIvanovich будет глотать вашу душу.

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    lol...
    kind of surprised they didn't use it as an excuse for a new wii "massager" peripheral...
    no american release for this game? it might offend americas puritanical sensibilities.
     
  4. Jake123456

    Jake123456 Surprise!

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    Anyone wanna a game of spanking?
     
  5. morkfromork

    morkfromork Minimodder

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    That just looks so wrong. What nintendo are thinking is anyones guess. Can see lots of complaints from parents once they realise what they have bought for little Johhny.
     
  6. murraynt

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    :naughty:
    All this does is ruin the family image of the Wii.
    Unless you are one of 'Them' families.
     
  7. bagman

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    ubisoft WTF? seriously this is for any one who has no social skills with girls
     
  8. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    People using wii controllers look like they're pleasuring a life sized lego man anyway so I'm not surprised games are heading that way.
     
  9. sandys

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    Its by Ubisoft not Nintendo and is available on PS3 too, the Move controller is suitably more rude looking :D
     
  10. Jake123456

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    I would hate to see what peripherals will come out for the Wii Remote and PS3 Move remote....:eek:
     
  11. Ciber

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    I find the laughing in the trailer oddly unsettling!
     
  12. Pete J

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    Yeah, it's the definition of 'forced' isn't it?
     
  13. keir

    keir S p i t F i r e

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    WTF that can't be real.

    I can only imagine that this'll be used for like swingers, or there'll be some really confused parents.
     
  14. Jake123456

    Jake123456 Surprise!

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    Btw, Can we get a review of this Bit-Tech, would be nice to see how it works ;D
     
  15. morkfromork

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    I can picture it now. It's ok darling she's playing on the wii in the other room with her boyfriend.
    Dad walks in. WTF....... :D:D:D:D

    The game opens up a whole can of worms.
     
  16. Ciber

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    Well I can't imagine wanting to play that, but my GF says she might with her friend!
     
  17. Zoon

    Zoon Hunting Wabbits since the 80s

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    What is this? I don't even ..?

    A Wii game that apparently promotes orgies.

    Like it'd ever be that good.
     
  18. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    Puritanical sensibilities? Not sure about that, I'm just glad to not have to see that on the shelf when buying games! :worried:

    To be fair, all credit is due to anyone who can actually get anywhere with the aid of this game! :thumb:
     
  19. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    Copy blocked, worst then being cock blocked
     
  20. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    I see a new, even more embarassing .gif of Harry coming. :D
     

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