Guys, from all of your life experiences what would be your one piece of advice you would give someone on your death bed. As humorous as possible. Mine: When washing, always wash your backside before your face.
When explaining a particularly difficult type of analytical engineering formula to our class, one of the wittiest lecturers I've ever had the pleasure of being taught by stated bluntly; "There is no easy way to do this, you just have to learn the hard way, but... Life is hard and then you die" The whole lecture theatre of 2nd year engineering students erupted in laughter Might be a bit inappropriate for someone on their death bed though
My pieces of advice: Keep calm and carry on. Thinking ain't doing. Sometimes, letting your dick think is the right decision. Speak to everyone, appreciate everything, live life with open arms. This one was nabbed from a person I met at, er, Catholic Camp: there's a secret kind of happiness for those who give without expecting anything in return. Arsenal are ****. Sent from my Orange San Francisco using Tapatalk
Play Diakatana before you die, it's the best game ever made. Life is like a box of chocolates, some ******* has always nicked the soft centres. Bones heal, chicks dig scars. If it can't be fixed with a hammer you have an electrical problem. When one door closes, nail the ****er shut so she can't come back. Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse. Seriously though: Live, don't exist. Whatever opportunity comes, take it.
If it looks too good to be true; It probably is. Poke it with a stick and see what happens. Failing that; If it's all gone to pot. Have a cup of tea. Tea makes everything better.