hey guys and girls of bit-tech. so a while back (mid january) i won bf3 in one of tgs's giveaways. now, while my system sucked at the moment i entered, i always had the ambition and hopes to put together something a bit newer than my p4. that's not going to happen for quite some time so i figured that i might as well give the game to someone else on bit-tech. so here's another giveaway. post a one-liner... or don't... whatever, as long as you've posted in this thread you have a chance to win. names will be written down and put in a hat. the winner will be drawn on wednesday (7th march) at... 22:00? not to sure about that. posts after 22:00 on the 7th however, will not enter the magical hat. also, i don't know if the following is allowed (if so, mods feel free to remove this bit). people with less than 50 posts are excluded (sorry dudes), just to minimise the amount of "throw-aways". tl;dr: another giveaway in honor of TheGreatSatan! yay i wish you luck! ps. umm... is there an expiration date on these codes? ds. edit: changed the title
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goldfish? Swimming trunks! Colour me happy, and count me in s'il vous plait.
Whats the difference between David Cameron and a chef that keeps dropping his pancakes ? None, they are both useless tossers.
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, he's trying to pull a fast one. And just for an extra chance: Today I went shoplifting while balanced on the shoulders of a group of vampires. I was done for theft on 4 counts. Then a bag of cement went past at 100 miles an hour. I thought, that's quicksand.
Did you hear of the Irish woodworm. They found him dead halfway in a brick. Irish firing squad they stand in a circle.
Why do the French have trees between their highways? So the Germans had shade when they invaded. And bonus one: How did the Germans confuse the French during the war? They marched in backwards.
What is black white black white black white black white black white black white? A penguin rolling down a hill! Boom Boom
Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.