Other My computer has a virus, help!!!

I have had my pc for a while now and I think I have a virus because I get a blue screen all the time

Someone at work suggested putting anti-biotics in my cd drive and closing it but that didn't seem to work.

Any help anyone?

 

I think you may need to go to your local PC World and get a copy of Common Sense 2012™

 

Are you sure you can get that at PC World?

Anyway: very funny gigawatt, but a bit old.

 

If it's that bad just reinstall like i do lol

 

Incineration is the only way to be sure you've killed the infection.

 

Once you've got rid of it, be sure to superglue all the holes closed to make sure that no more viruses get in

On topic - have you actually tried running a virus scan?

 

Feed me info, I shall destroy

 

If you've been looking at porn then it will need penicillin not antibiotics

 

Antibiotics don't work on viruses they only kill bacteria?



Teelzebub penicillin is an antibiotic.


Just sharing some common sense I learned from the Common Sense 2012 book

 

Check it's not allergic to it though - penicillin that is - or it'll die from the cure!

 

Not sure as to how I should take this?

It's either someone without allot of knowledge about PC's or it's someone trying to Troll and not actually managing it.

Made me laugh though.

 

I can

Both.

 

lol - I hope troll - if not then it might be a lost cause...

 

No wonder it didn't fix it, you needed to put them in the floppy drive.

 

Surely this should be in the Software section anyway?

 

Thats because it got re-infected when you visited the same porn sites again.

You need to put a condom over your mouse before you click on dirty naughty websites.

 

What's that cat doing messing up that gorgeous Lian Li case? SACRILEGE!