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View Poll Results: So, which is your favourite tale?
Post # 6 –The psych ward by Spreadie 2 4.55%
Post # 14 – What goes in … shouldn’t come out by Throbbi 3 6.82%
Post # 24 – Free Willy by Yorkie 1 2.27%
Post # 27 - A not so close shave by Shirty 19 43.18%
Post # 28 – Out of the mouths of babes by Yehbaby 1 2.27%
Post # 35 – Super glue - not for the faint of arse by bigc90210 18 40.91%
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Old 21st Dec 2012, 18:34   #81
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Maybe a Ducky Shine II

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Old 9th Jan 2013, 11:55   #82
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Maybe a Ducky Shine II
sounds like something that would leave your arsehole extremely smooth!
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Old 9th Jan 2013, 11:58   #83
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I haven't tried it on my anus yet. But it types nicely
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Old 9th Jan 2013, 11:59   #84
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Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.Spreadie is definitely a rep cheat.
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sounds like something that would leave your arsehole extremely smooth!
To be fair, Shirty is an extremely smooth ar$ehole already.



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Old 9th Jan 2013, 12:06   #85
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*shakes fist like an old man defending his flowerbed from wanton vandalism*
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To be fair, Shirty is an extremely smooth ar$ehole already.



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