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Other Your One Life Rule

Discussion in 'General' started by Modsbywoz, 23 Aug 2012.

  1. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    Guys, from all of your life experiences what would be your one piece of advice you would give someone on your death bed.

    As humorous as possible.

    Mine:

    When washing, always wash your backside before your face.
     
  2. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    It's quite simple really: Don't be a dick.

    ;)
     
  3. longweight

    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    Topre is better than MX.
     
  4. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Never trust a man in a pink shirt
     
  5. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    "If it ain't broke, fix it anyway"

    Another variation is;

    "If it ain't broke, make improvements!"
     
  6. Elton

    Elton Officially a Whisky Nerd

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    'There is always a solution"
     
  7. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    "If it doesn't work there's something wrong"
     
  8. AmEv

    AmEv Meow meow. See yall in 2-ish years!

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    My funny message?
    It ain't yours 'til you've been cut by it!

    My serious one?
    Family comes first.
     
  9. kingred

    kingred Surfacing sucks!

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    Don't get caught.
     
  10. LennyRhys

    LennyRhys Fan Fan

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    Life's a bitch and then you marry one.

    JK ofc... :D
     
  11. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    When explaining a particularly difficult type of analytical engineering formula to our class, one of the wittiest lecturers I've ever had the pleasure of being taught by stated bluntly;

    "There is no easy way to do this, you just have to learn the hard way, but... Life is hard and then you die"

    The whole lecture theatre of 2nd year engineering students erupted in laughter :D

    Might be a bit inappropriate for someone on their death bed though :worried:
     
  12. erratum1

    erratum1 What's a Dremel?

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    Don't eat yellow snow.
     
  13. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    My pieces of advice:
    Keep calm and carry on.

    Thinking ain't doing.

    Sometimes, letting your dick think is the right decision.

    Speak to everyone, appreciate everything, live life with open arms.

    This one was nabbed from a person I met at, er, Catholic Camp: there's a secret kind of happiness for those who give without expecting anything in return.

    Arsenal are ****.



    Sent from my Orange San Francisco using Tapatalk
     
  14. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Never ask of someone more than you would be prepared to do yourself
     
  15. erratum1

    erratum1 What's a Dremel?

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    It's not how big it is but what you do with it.
     
  16. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    It's all fun and games, even more so after someone's lost an eye.
     
  17. AmEv

    AmEv Meow meow. See yall in 2-ish years!

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    It's all fun and games 'til someone breaks
    out the router.
    Then it's a
    LAN
    party.
     
  18. Throbbi

    Throbbi What's a Dremel?

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    Play Diakatana before you die, it's the best game ever made.
    Life is like a box of chocolates, some ******* has always nicked the soft centres.
    Bones heal, chicks dig scars.
    If it can't be fixed with a hammer you have an electrical problem.
    When one door closes, nail the ****er shut so she can't come back.
    Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.

    Seriously though:
    Live, don't exist. Whatever opportunity comes, take it.
     
  19. .//TuNdRa

    .//TuNdRa Resident Bulldozer Guru

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    If it looks too good to be true; It probably is. Poke it with a stick and see what happens.

    Failing that; If it's all gone to pot. Have a cup of tea. Tea makes everything better.
     
  20. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    "Trust no one"
     

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