I love to rant I keep getting this now im rather a large eater and so everytime i go to the fish and chip shop i ask for large chips lately the price is rising up constantly The other day i went in there and a dude ordered medium were i ordered large, the portion size was exactly the same if not mine was slightly smaller and i paid more!! WASSUP WITH THAT!? Its the same if you order a side of chips if you don't ask them in a seperate dish you always get a whole lot less
Okay, I'll get the first one in. Enough with the rants... this one's about to get flamed (like a fish) into non-existance. and yes I am jelly.
My chip shop only has two sizes, medium and large. Medium is enough for two people and large is twice that amount.
I think there should be a comma after LARGE, otherwise it looks like you're indulging in a bit of fatty fatty fat fatty woman slander.
You have little to moan about if the size of the portions at your local chippy is all you have to whinge about. Stop making the forum untidy and grow a pair. I think we'd all appreciate a lock here, mods. Before the forum catches fire and we have to call the bit-tech fire brigade.
Do you also have a cigar you will ping in slow-motion into the fuel-soaked victim as you turn around slowly and walk away as a big ball of flames erupts in your wake?
Grow a pair and tell the lady that you are not satisfied with the sice of your package (I know, I know)
A regular/small portion of chips from a chippy round here (E London) is enough to feed a family of 4 lol
Something's a bit fishy here. It sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder. I'm unsure of the sauce of your ire. It sounds like the person serving the chips needs a good grilling (or battering). You have to be codding. I would plaice a complaint. Fins ain't what they used to be. Umm.. that's me done I think. Anyone else?
Me and my boss share a small chips when I'm back at home (Somerset). We don't finish it. How hungry are you?!
You sir can haz reps Im also not fond of the amount of chewing gum on the pavements and the colour of my shoes Im actually surpised i did'nt get more like you, this was more from BRAWL And could you stop moaning on my moans you're making my moans look even more moany if anything Us devon folk are big eaters you see or are chip shops are stingy sods
There's already this thread: http://forums.bit-tech.net/showthread.php?t=177179 For such small inconveniences of the everyday life. And I really hope you said something directly to the "lady", because if you didn't, this thread is even more pathetic.
I'm confused, I'm so out of tuna with this thread. Maybe I'm not in the right plaice... maybe it's more serious and I need to see a brain sturgeon :-/ Ahh.. I'm carping on a bit, I've never been the sole of the party, you guys have a whale of a time.