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Da Dego · 23rd Jul 2007, 15:39

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2007/07...way_too_much/1

A new experimental game by Kyle Gabler, founder of 2D Boy, proves that gamers think about sex more than anything else. Yes, we were surprised that Crysis wasn't top of the list too.

Amon · 23rd Jul 2007, 15:46

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Originally Posted by Article (Joe Martin)

What do you think about most?

Term life insurance and retirement funds.

FYI: The game's website has exceeded its CPU quota; "Please contact this site's webmaster."

kenco_uk · 23rd Jul 2007, 15:47

Se.. no! erm.. something else

DarkLord7854 · 23rd Jul 2007, 15:49

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Originally Posted by kenco_uk

Se.. no! erm.. something else

You mean, physical love?

Veles · 23rd Jul 2007, 15:52

There isn't really any way to think of sex too much, the only unnatural thing for a human to do is not think about it at all.

C-Sniper · 23rd Jul 2007, 15:56

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Originally Posted by Joe Martin

thus proving that all gamers are just horny, greedy, egotists who probably scour the internet for ways to make quick cash all day (with one hand).

LMAO
man hit the nail on the head with that one.

capnPedro · 23rd Jul 2007, 15:59

Sounds about right.

Mmmmm....
money!

Tim S · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:00

completemadness · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:20

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with one hand

Ewwww

Also, guess we all know what bit-tech staff do in the offices all day -

Tim S · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:24

I type with two hands...

kenco_uk · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:33

It makes you wonder if their minds are on something else with the amount of spelling errors that get past. Hint hint

CardJoe · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:46

A sad day in the bit-tech offices....

HugoB · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:51

What will we do when Crysis come in if wanking is banned?

censored for obscenity - don't read if you have a nervous disposition

Ghys · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:52

and that is why gamers have the best life ever

sex
gaming
sex
sex
gaming
sex
gaming

This kind of schedule make for a big day

Of course we all know the theory: If you're very good at games, you mostly spend your time ... alone... which would explain all that 'sex'

CardJoe · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:55

Dunno what I'll do, but if Tims bowels continue to act up as they have been doing, then I bet he'll probably **** himself before going all electronicretard on our asses!

Ghys · 23rd Jul 2007, 16:56

what in the ****ing hell was that LOLLLL

ChiperSoft · 23rd Jul 2007, 17:09

Heh, the game keeps overrunning it's CPU time allocation. Methinks Brain Cloud needs a new host.

Tim S · 23rd Jul 2007, 17:42

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Originally Posted by CardJoe

Dunno what I'll do, but if Tims bowels continue to act up as they have been doing, then I bet he'll probably **** himself before going all electronicretard on our asses!

mattthegamer463 · 23rd Jul 2007, 18:05

I disagree.

I think about my loneliness and depression about failed attempts at finding mates more than I think about the actual act of intercourse.

Depends on the time of day though.

specofdust · 23rd Jul 2007, 18:24

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Originally Posted by mattthegamer463

I disagree.

I think about my loneliness and depression about failed attempts at finding mates more than I think about the actual act of intercourse.

Depends on the time of day though.

Well that's a cheery post. Self-fullfilling sorta one too I suspect

Do I think about sex more than anything else? Hell no. It's simply a nice part of life, that gets a small ammount of thought on a regular basis because hot ladies exist.

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