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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 15:39   #1
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Gamers think about sex way too much

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2007/07...way_too_much/1

A new experimental game by Kyle Gabler, founder of 2D Boy, proves that gamers think about sex more than anything else. Yes, we were surprised that Crysis wasn't top of the list too.

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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 15:46   #2
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What do you think about most?
Term life insurance and retirement funds.

FYI: The game's website has exceeded its CPU quota; "Please contact this site's webmaster."
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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 15:47   #3
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Se.. no! erm.. something else
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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 15:49   #4
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Se.. no! erm.. something else
You mean, physical love?
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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 15:52   #5
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There isn't really any way to think of sex too much, the only unnatural thing for a human to do is not think about it at all.
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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 15:56   #6
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thus proving that all gamers are just horny, greedy, egotists who probably scour the internet for ways to make quick cash all day (with one hand).
LMAO
man hit the nail on the head with that one.
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hmm you seem to know a lot about guys.. I was wondering- if I put a piece of plywood down my pants, would that be enough to protect me from rear attacks.. like in a circus bathroom or high scale restaurant
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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 15:59   #7
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Sounds about right.

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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 16:00   #8
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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 16:20   #9
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Ewwww

Also, guess we all know what bit-tech staff do in the offices all day -
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Old 23rd Jul 2007, 16:24   #10
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It makes you wonder if their minds are on something else with the amount of spelling errors that get past. Hint hint
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A sad day in the bit-tech offices....
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What will we do when Crysis come in if wanking is banned?

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and that is why gamers have the best life ever

sex
gaming
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This kind of schedule make for a big day

Of course we all know the theory: If you're very good at games, you mostly spend your time ... alone... which would explain all that 'sex'
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Dunno what I'll do, but if Tims bowels continue to act up as they have been doing, then I bet he'll probably **** himself before going all electronicretard on our asses!
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what in the ****ing hell was that LOLLLL
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Heh, the game keeps overrunning it's CPU time allocation. Methinks Brain Cloud needs a new host.
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I disagree.

I think about my loneliness and depression about failed attempts at finding mates more than I think about the actual act of intercourse.

Depends on the time of day though.
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I disagree.

I think about my loneliness and depression about failed attempts at finding mates more than I think about the actual act of intercourse.

Depends on the time of day though.
Well that's a cheery post. Self-fullfilling sorta one too I suspect

Do I think about sex more than anything else? Hell no. It's simply a nice part of life, that gets a small ammount of thought on a regular basis because hot ladies exist.
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