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CardJoe · 16th Nov 2007, 09:24

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2007/11...your_insults/1

Those guys at Lionhead may be smart, but they don't exactly have the foulest of mouths. Good thing they're asking gamers to submit insults for the upcoming Fable 2 then.

Veles · 16th Nov 2007, 10:55

You can't go wrong with the ever so simple chump

Flibblebot · 16th Nov 2007, 11:06

Joe, I'm surprised you haven't mentioned any of the old favourites like "I am rubber, you are glue"

Veles · 16th Nov 2007, 11:32

Fable 2 now has to feature insult swordfighting

Flibblebot · 16th Nov 2007, 11:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veles

Fable 2 now has to feature insult swordfighting

with chickens

kenco_uk · 16th Nov 2007, 11:37

Turniphead.
Titfeatures.
BabboonBottom.

Bungle · 16th Nov 2007, 12:03

Prairedogger
Swinepleaser
Butt tickler
Turd burglar

xrob · 16th Nov 2007, 12:35

please abort these insults now! get to the clinic!

kenco_uk · 16th Nov 2007, 12:48

Shmellapoo.

E.E.L. Ambiense · 16th Nov 2007, 13:39

Yo' momma so big that every time she takes a step, a platter goes in yo' HDD!

HugoB · 16th Nov 2007, 14:23

That was so 90nm... (last year)

I submit you you, my good sir, that you have the features of a baboon. Indeed!

Hells_Bliss · 16th Nov 2007, 14:50

I guess "GD you MFing C***sucking Zebra F'ing d**chebag" is a bit too strong eh?

I guess "I fart in your general direction" will have to suffice, but I think thats copyrighted

Redbeaver · 16th Nov 2007, 15:15

i like that babboonbottom one...........

DougEdey · 16th Nov 2007, 15:50

You're a ginger!

Fingerslam!

HugoB · 16th Nov 2007, 15:57

You speak like CK writes.

Spaceraver · 16th Nov 2007, 16:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archangel

You speak like CK writes.

And thus forthcame the insult to end all insults

Tomm · 17th Nov 2007, 14:26

You egg!
Young fry of treachery !

Those were both taken from Hamlet by the way, I think they're great.

Also I don't think you can beat 'nonse', it's got a great ring to it, just rolls off the tongue. Maybe it's not right for the game, but in real life.

Ryu_ookami · 17th Nov 2007, 14:40

you oxfam reject

your mommas so fat that when she sits around the house...SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
your mommas so fat she has her own zip code

your rancid pork swine features induce me to vomit

here's 50 pence ring home tell your momma i want my change from the other night, your sister that i want my shirt back and your father that he can keep the wd40 he borrowed to lube your brother butt oh yeah and i just killed your dog to

CardJoe · 17th Nov 2007, 14:53

"You drink bilge water...AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY!"

DougEdey · 17th Nov 2007, 14:55

I bet you look good on the dancefloor
You're so Emo, you **** headless bats

16th Nov 2007, 09:24	#1
CardJoe Player Character bit-tech Staff Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,940	Lionhead wants your insults http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2007/11...your_insults/1 Those guys at Lionhead may be smart, but they don't exactly have the foulest of mouths. Good thing they're asking gamers to submit insults for the upcoming Fable 2 then. __________________ this is joe's non-bit-tech blog

16th Nov 2007, 11:06	#3
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16th Nov 2007, 12:03	#7
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16th Nov 2007, 12:35	#8
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16th Nov 2007, 13:39	#10
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16th Nov 2007, 14:23	#11
HugoB H to the U to the G to the O to the B Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ThrustingReviews HQ Posts: 1,194	That was so 90nm... (last year) I submit you you, my good sir, that you have the features of a baboon. Indeed! __________________ TrustedReviews.com - things I write about for a job

16th Nov 2007, 14:50	#12
Hells_Bliss Supermodder Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NC, USA Posts: 548	I guess "GD you MFing C*sucking Zebra F'ing dchebag" is a bit too strong eh? I guess "I fart in your general direction" will have to suffice, but I think thats copyrighted __________________ Asus P5N32-SLi Extreme, Intel Conroe E6600 @ 2.4GHz, 4GB Corsair XMS2 @ 1060MHz, eVGA GeForce 8800 GTX @ 621MHz, 2 WD 250GB 7200RPM HDD's, Creative Soundblaster Fatal1ty pro

16th Nov 2007, 15:15	#13
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16th Nov 2007, 15:57	#15
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17th Nov 2007, 14:26	#17
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17th Nov 2007, 14:40	#18
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17th Nov 2007, 14:53	#19
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17th Nov 2007, 14:55	#20
DougEdey I pwn all your storage Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southampton Posts: 13,933	I bet you look good on the dancefloor You're so Emo, you **** headless bats __________________ Burnout: Paradise Stats!XBL: DougEdey Bindi PSN ID: DougEdey Twitter