Uwe Boll: Spielberg is out to get me! - bit-tech.net Forums

CardJoe · 17th Apr 2008, 11:20

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2008/04...t_to_get_me_/1

Uwe Boll is no fool - he's been checking on the anti-Boll petition and reckons that Spielberg and Michael Bay are out to get him.

Woodstock · 17th Apr 2008, 11:24

you cant blame speilberg for realizing there is a fool out there making crap movies

edit: only 203396 was expecting a lot more then that

steveo_mcg · 17th Apr 2008, 11:29

KayinBlack · 17th Apr 2008, 11:36

Or maybe you ****ing suck, you turn everything you touch into a ****-*****ing suckfest, and you're ****ing arrogant enough to tell us that we suck cause we won't capitulate to your massive suck. Go **** a ****ing light socket and remove yourself, cause you fail at life.

Yes, I ****ing hate ****ing Uwe ****ing Boll. *****-*** mother-****ing waste of a human-shaped **** sack.

Mods, if my self-censored rant offends, do remove. I hate him bunches, but not enough to take a vacation from Bit.

DXR_13KE · 17th Apr 2008, 11:38

his films + friends + lots of beer = win!

Nexxo · 17th Apr 2008, 11:43

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Originally Posted by KayinBlack

Or maybe you ****ing suck, you turn everything you touch into a ****-*****ing suckfest, and you're ****ing arrogant enough to tell us that we suck cause we won't capitulate to your massive suck. Go **** a ****ing light socket and remove yourself, cause you fail at life.

Yes, I ****ing hate ****ing Uwe ****ing Boll. *****-*** mother-****ing waste of a human-shaped **** sack.

Feel a bit strongly about this, then?

You have to admire the pure unadulterated narcissism in Uwe Boll's delusional thinking though. As if he really was that good that the likes of Stephen Spielberg and Michael Bay would even consider him as possible competition.

KayinBlack · 17th Apr 2008, 11:46

He's got a pair of solid steel ones, I'll say that.

I didn't hate him so much until he said he was genius, and we were all delusional. I think I know fantasy from reality, and my IQ is more than high enough to recognize genius when I see it. It's the arrogance itself that pisses me off, though. He'd be easier to deal with if he didn't think he was the last bastion of creativity in the universe.

Nexxo · 17th Apr 2008, 11:48

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Originally Posted by DXR_13KE

his films + friends + lots of beer = win!

Nothing has the "It's so bad it's good" charm as Ed Wood's "Plan Nine from Outer Space". Classic.

KayinBlack · 17th Apr 2008, 11:55

Least Ed Wood knew what he was making. Those are kinda fun.

steveo_mcg · 17th Apr 2008, 12:29

Just had a skim through the wikipedia entry for worst movie's ever, its really funny and this nut has two of them.

Multiplectic · 17th Apr 2008, 12:43

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Originally Posted by DXR_13KE

his films + friends + lots of beer = win!

I'd rather laugh with a movie that was made for it, instead of laughing at a movie that is so awful you have no other choice but lo laugh. It's either that or suicide.

I think Uwe Boll should be dropped out of a space shuttle when it's entering the atmosphere.

DXR_13KE · 17th Apr 2008, 13:12

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Originally Posted by Multiplectic

I think Uwe Boll should be dropped out of a space shuttle when it's entering the atmosphere.

and have him raining on us? why not shove him off the shuttle when its high up in orbit in such a way that his corpse will eventually make its way to the sun?

Herbicide · 17th Apr 2008, 13:41

Nice rant, KB.

*****-[ass?] is the only one I haven't fully parsed yet.

The petition is up to 203584 at the time of writing.

scarrmrcc · 17th Apr 2008, 13:49

he does not deserve to be hurt, in anay way.

he is not evil, just REALLY bad at making movies, and delusional.

let him live in his own world, AND STOP BUYING THEM. he will not make any money, and be forced to quit.

naokaji · 17th Apr 2008, 14:01

Wait a minute... so Spielberg and Bay stole thousands of identities just to sign the stop uwe boll petition because they are scared of him?
If he allready wants to come up with some conspiracy theory, he should hire someone to come up with one, cause this one is spot on with the quality of his movies.
Someone should just take that kids tinfoil house (no, hat doesnt suffice in that case) away.

iggy2k · 17th Apr 2008, 14:04

he clearly IS evil. anything that inflicts that kind of dross upon the world must be some kind of devilspawn.

Faulk_Wulf · 17th Apr 2008, 14:28

Maker of horrid movies? Yes.
Ruining the touchy Videogame-to-Movie genre? Yes.
The infernal spawn of Satan? Maybe.
Deserves death. No.

Though I get most of this is tounge-in-cheek and th point is more 'just stop making films!'.

(Yes, you could stop buying the movies but at the same time the fact that he's trying and failing is using up movie rights for good quality directors.)

[Wait............. I just realized-- WHO THE HELL KEEPS SELLING HIM THE RIGHTS TO THEIR GAMES?! How bloody stupid!]

Squadexodus · 17th Apr 2008, 14:36

Anyone seen this one?

203625. DR.Uwe Boll My life is movies,I live for movies, movies is my life and I'll continue to make movies as long as I live. in fact we are now currently filming WORLD OF WARCRAFT with PAMELA ANDERSON! heck! I'll even make a movie about my life and you bet I'll win an oscar for that!

Jordan Wise · 17th Apr 2008, 14:51

please, PLEASE keep giveing this guy as much attention as you can, because the numbers keep increasing everytime he opens his mouth

mmorgue · 17th Apr 2008, 15:15

I think he's a tremendously brilliant director. I can only hope for the Uwe Boll movie adaptation of Tetris....

<sigh>

17th Apr 2008, 11:20	#1
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DXR_13KE Madeira's banana is the best!!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Madeira ; Portugal Posts: 6,473	his films + friends + lots of beer = win! __________________ *Renegade X - 0.40 Release!* <---- CLICK!

17th Apr 2008, 11:46	#7
KayinBlack I am the Pumpkin King! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 2,022	He's got a pair of solid steel ones, I'll say that. I didn't hate him so much until he said he was genius, and we were all delusional. I think I know fantasy from reality, and my IQ is more than high enough to recognize genius when I see it. It's the arrogance itself that pisses me off, though. He'd be easier to deal with if he didn't think he was the last bastion of creativity in the universe. __________________ Mithril, ongoing... Sponsored by Petra's Tech Shop And Sidewinder Computers FFVII: Fatal Optimization Sponsored by Koolance Found cat. Anyone know how to CONTROL cats?

17th Apr 2008, 11:55	#9
KayinBlack I am the Pumpkin King! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 2,022	Least Ed Wood knew what he was making. Those are kinda fun. __________________ Mithril, ongoing... Sponsored by Petra's Tech Shop And Sidewinder Computers FFVII: Fatal Optimization Sponsored by Koolance Found cat. Anyone know how to CONTROL cats?

17th Apr 2008, 12:29	#10
steveo_mcg What owl? Join Date: May 2005 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,988	Just had a skim through the wikipedia entry for worst movie's ever, its really funny and this nut has two of them. __________________ No boom today, boom tomorrow... there's always a boom tomorrow.

17th Apr 2008, 13:41	#13
Herbicide Wants some round tuits Join Date: May 2004 Location: Ask Heisenberg Posts: 1,401	Nice rant, KB. ***-[ass?] is the only one I haven't fully parsed yet. The petition is up to 203584 at the time of writing. __________________ Pauli wanted nothing to do with it. Flick**r \| Soup \| Twitter

17th Apr 2008, 13:49	#14
scarrmrcc Modder Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 57	he does not deserve to be hurt, in anay way. he is not evil, just REALLY bad at making movies, and delusional. let him live in his own world, AND STOP BUYING THEM. he will not make any money, and be forced to quit.

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iggy2k Hypermodder Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: everywhere Posts: 836	he clearly IS evil. anything that inflicts that kind of dross upon the world must be some kind of devilspawn. __________________ "I think, therefore I think I am" Zippy the pinhead

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Faulk_Wulf Internet Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: USA Posts: 280	Maker of horrid movies? Yes. Ruining the touchy Videogame-to-Movie genre? Yes. The infernal spawn of Satan? Maybe. Deserves death. No. Though I get most of this is tounge-in-cheek and th point is more 'just stop making films!'. (Yes, you could stop buying the movies but at the same time the fact that he's trying and failing is using up movie rights for good quality directors.) [Wait............. I just realized-- WHO THE HELL KEEPS SELLING HIM THE RIGHTS TO THEIR GAMES?! How bloody stupid!] __________________ -- Faulken S. Wulf "Under the Willow, he sleeps and dreams, of Heaven." Attempting to post intelligently since the year 2000!

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Squadexodus I got my cookie. What about you? Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 595	Anyone seen this one? 203625. DR.Uwe Boll My life is movies,I live for movies, movies is my life and I'll continue to make movies as long as I live. in fact we are now currently filming WORLD OF WARCRAFT with PAMELA ANDERSON! heck! I'll even make a movie about my life and you bet I'll win an oscar for that! __________________ I blame the sun. It makes my computer short out. http://valid.x86-secret.com/cache/banner/357403.png

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mmorgue Supermodder Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mos Eisley, in the bar... Posts: 378	I think he's a tremendously brilliant director. I can only hope for the Uwe Boll movie adaptation of Tetris.... <sigh>