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Old 7th Aug 2014, 00:43   #1
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You know you are in (insert your country) when:

Well, the title makes anything I write here a bit redundant...

I'll start off with a couple, and you keep the ball rolling, keep it fun but at the same time factual.


You know you are in Norway when the hardest thin a unemployed person has to do is decide if he/she wants the Iphone 5 or the new samsung model..

You know you are in Norway when you have pay $20 (USD) for a pint of beer at a restaurant.
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 06:52   #2
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You know your in Brazil when import tax is about 110% (1st in the world, 2nd is about 37%) - never complain about tax in the UK, you have no idea.
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 07:15   #3
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You know you are in Zambia when a cop pulls you over, checks your vehicle registration card and says you must change it because it says the car is yellow, when in fact "Your car is yellow with a white roof, so you must change it to say multicoloured".

Yes, multicoloured would be better because its so accurate.
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 08:42   #4
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You know you are on Scotland when you want to buy a Mars bar you have to go to a fish and chip shop.
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 17:09   #5
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You know you're NOT in Britain when everything is on time...
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 17:43   #6
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You know when you're in britain when you overhear a bunch of immigrants complaining about all the immigrants in Britain...

True story - South African neighbour went off on one at French neighbour for employing Eastern European builders...
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Old 9th Aug 2014, 17:04   #7
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Cut & paste for the yanks lol
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Old 9th Aug 2014, 17:10   #8
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You know you're in Gaza when you are awoken by an explosion at 2am to find that your children have been reduced to their component parts by a "carefully" aimed shell.
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Old 9th Aug 2014, 17:57   #9
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You know you're in Northern Ireland when there's a a flag fleg protest on. I could post others but most of you know the story by now
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Old 9th Aug 2014, 18:45   #10
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You know you're in Northern Ireland when people try to convince you that every single immigrant is originally from Poland.
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Haha yes, that one fits. Don't forget the Portuguese though. It's sort of hard to in Dungannon
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Old 9th Aug 2014, 19:27   #12
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You know you are in Canada when milk come in bags.

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Old 9th Aug 2014, 21:21   #13
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You know you are in Eastern Canada when milk come in bags.

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Old 9th Aug 2014, 21:47   #14
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I'd buy it if it came in bags... IIRC Waitorse and a few other places used to sell it in bags... shame it didn't take off because most brits are too lazy to wash a jug...
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Old 10th Aug 2014, 04:08   #15
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I'd buy it if it came in bags... IIRC Waitorse and a few other places used to sell it in bags... shame it didn't take off because most brits are too lazy to wash a jug...
Tried those things, they were a pain in the tits. Easily punctured accidentally by other stuff in shopping bags and annoying to store in a fridge unlike a bottle which sits on a shelf nicely as it can retain its shape. Nice idea but not brilliant in reality IMO
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My Local Tesco and Sainsburys both sell milk in bags, I've never tried them because of the came concerns as RTT.
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Tried those things, they were a pain in the tits. Easily punctured accidentally by other stuff in shopping bags and annoying to store in a fridge unlike a bottle which sits on a shelf nicely as it can retain its shape. Nice idea but not brilliant in reality IMO
Yes, we at Waitrose did sell it, I think it was more of a trail than anything. There's been a major drive in most supermarkets to use less packaging on products, especially on fish and meat products.

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Old 10th Aug 2014, 13:06   #18
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I did buy them when they were available, but they were nowhere near as big as the ones TheBlackSwordsMan showed... I found them no more prone to leaking than the bottles [in fact i cant recall ever having one leak/burst, not so with the plastic bottles which are getting ever flimsier]
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You know you are in Berwick when you are the only person with a single set of thumbs.
Fixed that one for you

you know your in England when you have to navigate a minefield of ''hooded youth's'' to get to your local Tesco's

also with the whole Milk in bags idea, i think its fantastic and did buy it when it was available but it was discontinued
'one middle aged gentleman - milk in bags what a retarded idea it would just fall over and spill everywhere'
' me - have you not heard of placing the bag in a jug and pouring it from there ? '
'middle aged gentleman' wouldn't it just fall out of the jug ???

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