Uwe Boll announces new videogame - bit-tech.net Forums

CardJoe · 18th Sep 2008, 10:02

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2008/09...ew-videogame/1

Uwe Boll, maker of awful films, has announced a new videogame to be set in the Vietnam war, dubbed 1968 Tunnel Rats.

badders · 18th Sep 2008, 10:09

I loved the start of the trailer, where "BOLL AG" comes up on the screen.
It's really difficult not to read "AG" as "OCKS".

I'm sure this will be fantasic Boll fare, as usual...

[USRF]Obiwan · 18th Sep 2008, 10:13

Looks like the cry engine...

Finally Uwe realizes he is not made for movie making. after 300000 people said he needs to stop. Maybe he is getting wise?

After the game is released you can wait for the "Stop Uwe Boll f*ck'n up games" petition or a new world wonder happening...

Krikkit · 18th Sep 2008, 10:14

I hope everyone remembers how utterly awful the tunnel fighting in Vietcong was. Unless he's managed to weave something special into this, I think we're in for another good chuckle.

Mentai · 18th Sep 2008, 11:11

I like it because of its excellent framerate, can't wait :O

johnnyboy700 · 18th Sep 2008, 11:37

OMFG, this guy is like a turd that won't flush - no matter how hard you try he just won't go away.

pimlicosound · 18th Sep 2008, 11:41

If his films are representative of what he thinks makes games fun, then I'm not hopeful.

TheoGeo · 18th Sep 2008, 12:05

The tunnel bits look terrible and the fighting in the jungle doesn't look much better. I expect it will be one of those games that most people don't even notice and the only reason people are paying attention is because this terrible terrible director is making it.

Paradigm Shifter · 18th Sep 2008, 12:23

Who knows, maybe he's so bad at making films because he's actually better suited to making videogames?

...

...

...not terribly likely, but I suppose anything is possible.

Yemerich · 18th Sep 2008, 12:41

As long as he stops killing good games in the big screens, it's ok for me

By the way hes the only guy able to REALLY finish a game... Everyone else just get to the end of it...

UrbanMarine · 18th Sep 2008, 12:43

The Postal movie was bad but funny.

mmorgue · 18th Sep 2008, 12:58

Sounds like dark, confined tunnels to traverse up and down with miminal lighting, enemies "jumping" out at you or magically appearing from nowhere behind you.

Hmm.. sounds *awfully* familiar to another rubbish game I recently played..

Paradigm Shifter · 18th Sep 2008, 13:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmorgue

Sounds like dark, confined tunnels to traverse up and down with miminal lighting, enemies "jumping" out at you or magically appearing from nowhere behind you.

Hmm.. sounds *awfully* familiar to another rubbish game I recently played..

Yes, I reinstalled Doom 3 recently myself.

mmorgue · 18th Sep 2008, 13:15

^^ hehe. That was harsh of me -- it wasnt rubbish. Just too dark for my enjoyment

Bauul · 18th Sep 2008, 14:25

Ah D3 wasn't that bad.

This looks awful though! I wonder if there will be any teens... looking for fun... having a rave.... on an island.... full of zombies.... AWFUL ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!

I absolutely ADORED the HOTD movie, it was just so, SO crap!

MrMonroe · 18th Sep 2008, 14:53

So...

Where's the rest of the squad?

War-Rasta · 18th Sep 2008, 15:56

Nothing to look forward to. Junk as every movie he's made. Awful graphics and the gameplay doesn't look all that good either.

Cupboard · 18th Sep 2008, 16:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by War-Rasta

Nothing to look forward to. Junk as every movie he's made. Awful graphics and the gameplay doesn't look all that good either.

Talk about linear gameplay!

And the apostrophes are the wrong way up in the trailer.

Arkanrais · 18th Sep 2008, 17:22

****!
he failed at taking down the game industry from the outside, now he's trying to take it out from the inside! everyone grab your GFX cards and run for the hills!

HourBeforeDawn · 18th Sep 2008, 19:18

so how many votes is that petition up to?

18th Sep 2008, 10:02	#1
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[USRF]Obiwan Ultramodder Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,218	Looks like the cry engine... Finally Uwe realizes he is not made for movie making. after 300000 people said he needs to stop. Maybe he is getting wise? After the game is released you can wait for the "Stop Uwe Boll fck'n up games" petition or a new world wonder happening... __________________ Mascleta: "The most accurate simulation of thunder, humans can simulate..."* The answer is 42, so... whats the question again? If you know what 'Peek' and 'Poke' represents, then you are probably as old as me.

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Mentai Supermodder Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 491	I like it because of its excellent framerate, can't wait :O

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pimlicosound Multimodder Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 114	If his films are representative of what he thinks makes games fun, then I'm not hopeful.

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Paradigm Shifter Lethargic Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,210	Who knows, maybe he's so bad at making films because he's actually better suited to making videogames? ... ... ...not terribly likely, but I suppose anything is possible.

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mmorgue Supermodder Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mos Eisley, in the bar... Posts: 378	Sounds like dark, confined tunnels to traverse up and down with miminal lighting, enemies "jumping" out at you or magically appearing from nowhere behind you. Hmm.. sounds awfully familiar to another rubbish game I recently played..

18th Sep 2008, 13:15	#14
mmorgue Supermodder Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mos Eisley, in the bar... Posts: 378	^^ hehe. That was harsh of me -- it wasnt rubbish. Just too dark for my enjoyment

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