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Tim S · 28th May 2009, 08:48

http://www.bit-tech.net/gaming/ps3/2...ation-review/1

We know what you're thinking. You're looking at that picture and thinking 'Damn', in tones of either lustful wonderment or cynical bemusement. That's the same reaction we had when we played the game for the first time - so check the review to find out what comes after that...

Bbq.of.DooM · 28th May 2009, 08:59

nice tits.

BioSniper · 28th May 2009, 09:05

Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean)

Terrible score too. I'm guessing the +3 was for boobage? :P

DougEdey · 28th May 2009, 09:06

Shame, I was looking forward to this when it was first announced, I was worried when I saw no previews though

Abhorsen · 28th May 2009, 09:14

Its a shame because the screenshots do look appealing! I think this'll be worth £3 of my money at a Gamestation in a year or so.

Tim S · 28th May 2009, 09:18

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Originally Posted by BioSniper

Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean)

The boy 4rm oz · 28th May 2009, 09:20

I was actually looking forward to this, looked pretty cool. I will still give it a go though.

CardJoe · 28th May 2009, 09:28

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Originally Posted by BioSniper

Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean)

I'm pretty sure which pictures you were clicking for bigs on too....

alpaca · 28th May 2009, 09:32

The cover system is about as much fun as vomiting in a scuba mask and aims feels stiff and jumpy

ah i love the methapors... i always try to picture it in my head. mental exercise so to say. nice boobs, nice theme, sad it turned out as bad.

azrael- · 28th May 2009, 09:39

Never heard about the game before it popped up in a Steam Update window. At first I was excited thinking it'd be a bit like Monolith's badly neglected Blood franchise, then I saw it was supposed to be a "steampunk western". Pretty much lost all interest right then and there.

GrahamC · 28th May 2009, 09:42

It's product like this that make the EUs 2 year warrany on software seem like a great idea doesn't it.

Veles · 28th May 2009, 10:03

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Originally Posted by azrael-

then I saw it was supposed to be a "steampunk western". Pretty much lost all interest right then and there.

That should have made you even more interested

Shame it turned out rubbish, the theme/graphics look awesome (and I'm not just talking about the boobs here).

crompers · 28th May 2009, 10:50

is it just me or do crap games seem to get published in the summer, come november i'll bet we're swamped in great stuff. but why do we have to trawl through seas of mediocrity throughout the summer?

pimlicosound · 28th May 2009, 11:46

I knew this was going to be bad a few days ago when it popped up for sale on Play.com without any recent previews or pre-release reviews having been published online. You just know that's a bad sign.

Yemerich · 28th May 2009, 12:36

Steam Powered boobs? That's the first one!

Awww... I was hoping this game was fun. Such a nice enviroment.... Anyway, still going for a *cough* Try before buy *cough*

Faulk_Wulf · 28th May 2009, 15:56

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Originally Posted by crompers

is it just me or do crap games seem to get published in the summer, come november i'll bet we're swamped in great stuff. but why do we have to trawl through seas of mediocrity throughout the summer?

Same reason movie-goers trawl through seas of dribble at the theater come the winter.

More people on vacation, summer work, just OUTSIDE == less people couped up buying/playing games. (At least this used to be the reason.)

Same reason blockbusters come out in the summer: More people out cause the weather's nice versus winter.

Still sucks. Like this game.

BioSniper · 29th May 2009, 08:41

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Originally Posted by CardJoe

I'm pretty sure which pictures you were clicking for bigs on too....

Lies! (honest)
I'm male.. what am I meant to do?! :P

Rkiver · 29th May 2009, 10:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faulk_Wulf

Same reason movie-goers trawl through seas of dribble at the theater come the winter.

More people on vacation, summer work, just OUTSIDE == less people couped up buying/playing games. (At least this used to be the reason.)

Same reason blockbusters come out in the summer: More people out cause the weather's nice versus winter.

Still sucks. Like this game.

One word.

Ghostbusters.

Joeymac · 29th May 2009, 18:58

Oh look... tits. And the game is crap... shock horror.

Elton · 30th May 2009, 05:43

The one thing going on in my head is....

How do publishers even have the gall to send guys any games anymore??

And on a completely random tangent: Why is the Stacker 830 so expensive now??

28th May 2009, 08:48	#1
Tim S Pewlius Caesar bit-tech Staff Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ascot, Berks Posts: 18,021	Damnation http://www.bit-tech.net/gaming/ps3/2...ation-review/1 We know what you're thinking. You're looking at that picture and thinking 'Damn', in tones of either lustful wonderment or cynical bemusement. That's the same reaction we had when we played the game for the first time - so check the review to find out what comes after that... __________________ Tim on Twitter \| Tim's Blog \| Tim's Flickr The bit-tech Blog \| bit-tech on Twitter \| Join the bit-tech & Custom PC folding team (#35947)

28th May 2009, 08:59	#2
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28th May 2009, 09:05	#3
BioSniper I Mod, Therefore I Own Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere in the south Posts: 3,462	Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean) Terrible score too. I'm guessing the +3 was for boobage? :P __________________ My Flickr :: Bit-tech Flickr Wii: 1792 1527 2926 7945 :: Xbox Live: BioSnipr :: PSN: Biosnipr

28th May 2009, 09:06	#4
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28th May 2009, 09:14	#5
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28th May 2009, 09:32	#9
alpaca llama eats dremel Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Brussel/Leuven Posts: 275	The cover system is about as much fun as vomiting in a scuba mask and aims feels stiff and jumpy ah i love the methapors... i always try to picture it in my head. mental exercise so to say. nice boobs, nice theme, sad it turned out as bad. __________________ my English may not be as good as I think it is...

28th May 2009, 09:39	#10
azrael- Ex nihilo nihil fit Join Date: May 2008 Location: Aarhus, Denmark Posts: 1,179	Never heard about the game before it popped up in a Steam Update window. At first I was excited thinking it'd be a bit like Monolith's badly neglected Blood franchise, then I saw it was supposed to be a "steampunk western". Pretty much lost all interest right then and there. __________________ ''Trying is the first step towards failure.'' - Homer Simpson

28th May 2009, 09:42	#11
GrahamC Minimodder Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 26	It's product like this that make the EUs 2 year warrany on software seem like a great idea doesn't it.

28th May 2009, 10:50	#13
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28th May 2009, 11:46	#14
pimlicosound Multimodder Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 119	I knew this was going to be bad a few days ago when it popped up for sale on Play.com without any recent previews or pre-release reviews having been published online. You just know that's a bad sign.

28th May 2009, 12:36	#15
Yemerich What's a rebimboca da parafuseta? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sao Paulo - Brazil Posts: 714	Steam Powered boobs? That's the first one! Awww... I was hoping this game was fun. Such a nice enviroment.... Anyway, still going for a cough Try before buy cough __________________ Bit Tech is more than games and hardware - check out the mods too. Don't let modding die in Bit-Tech.net.

29th May 2009, 18:58	#19
Joeymac Multimodder Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 224	Oh look... tits. And the game is crap... shock horror.

30th May 2009, 05:43	#20
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