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Cars. Bikes. Women. PCs. And now the Seminary. Not to mention that huge gap before the modern age (when I presume you were young-er) Is there something you haven't done? I only ask so that I can get there first and scream to the world that I beat you to it
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I think John was the guy that started the legend of taking off a plane from a conveyor belt to flight.
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Let The Cheapskate do his thing. He's on a roll elsewhere.
Tomorrow I shall tell you about "Pat and Mike and the Cross-eyed Bull" An Irish derived joke. My middle name is Patrick and my little Brother is Michael. All 4 of our Grandparents came from Ireland. 3 wanted to leave County Armaugh - 1 had to. ![]() john
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I will then proceed to give you rep twice a day, everyday for the rest of my life.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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yes but, if i do it personally, it has much more meaning.
And also proves my utter respect too see?
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↓ Don't trust that face!
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John will have 5million rep soon anyway.If we can get him to admit he helped fake the moon landings... Or that he built Ronald Reagan from parts from the Roswell crash... He's seen stuff he's not admitting to!
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He probably even saw Elvis get abducted by aliens!
Nice case btw cheap
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Trolls in lingerie?
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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Yep, that would be the one.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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Note to self: Troll re-appears on page 9...
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Those notes must be really handy during the dark hours of the night!
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And as Relix in the demote poster thread. He/She/It sure does photograph well. Maybe I'll drag out 20 or 30 more for a photo shoot.
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Pat and Mike joke #1
My man Cheaps is busy so I'm fill in and keeping him on page 1.
" Two brothers - Pat and Mike - have this cross-eyed bull and everyone tells them they need to blow into the bull's arse really hard and the eyes will uncross. More money at market. Nobody want's a cross-eyed bull. So... They get a section of garden hose and Pat goes around behind the bull while Mike grabs him by the horns and watches. Pat rams the hose into the bull and blows with all his might. Mike yells "Nothing Happened". Pat says "Trade with me". So Pat grabs the horns and waits. "What's the hold up back there?" Mike yells back "You don't think I'm going to use the same end of the hose you blew into!" " john phillip james patrick hanlon(O'Hanlon) /edit One has to worry about those of Irish ancestry and teh beerbs!
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Don't spam too much, John. Bindi already flashed his ban hammer in Jesse's thread because of bumping it back on page 1.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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A good laugh does not qualify as spam. Plus, it wasn't a needless bump anyway.
@John - good one
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bad puns, Ouch that hurts. We might forgive you if you tell us who the second gunman was, we know you know john....
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Bindi flashed the ban hammer because of ~8 *ucken pages of bumping in Langer's log.
-I don't mind John's dirty joke of the day one bit. ![]() ...but those trolls - creepy evil things!
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They're my favorite part.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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