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Old 3rd Oct 2010, 21:11   #1
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Girl coming to stay with me

So heres the jist, Was on omegle messing about with a few mates, met some girl, things got going, My friends egging me on, pushing me into no withdraw, exchanged msn's, Now shes catching a train down to stay with me from london, on a saturday, She's also going to the uni opening day, Then i have to provide entertainment for the rest of the day exc,

Exchanged mobile numbers, and said "I'm relying on you, else i'll be sleeping on the street

Now here's the problem, I'm shy as hell, I wouldn't of done this if my mates weren't pushing me into it, I'm insecure as hell, I've been with girls before but that's normally after a night out drinking, meeting them though friends exc, I do really like her though,

I need advise please? I'm pretty worried,

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Old 3rd Oct 2010, 21:13   #2
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She seems to like you enough to come over. I think you're in there.

Don't worry. If it goes well you'll have a great time and possibly a girlfriend. If things don't go so well it wasn't meant to be, and no harm done.

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I know your pain for being shy and insecure. Then again, if the girl is nice and you really like her, it'll probably work out somehow. Or then not, what have you got to lose? Personally I'm damn shy, but some people are just easy to talk to, hope she's the kind.
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Ah problem, one night stand will fail as she won't get up and leave before you wake. Hence very quiet, mute breakfast and unsure departure at train station.

Suggest, let her decide the morning then plan to go eat somewhere later that evening, few drinks and then seal the deal.

During the afternoon, i suggest shopping at all the crazy places around, never know might get her trying on stuff in ann summers and such?
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lucky motherf**ker!
BUT i don't see how this is 100% guaranteed sexy time. 50/50 imo, girls seem get your hopes up, then watch you fall from cloud 9.

BTW dude, keep your wallet/money out of sight! its happened to my mates, and you don't really know her, just keep your wits about you mate! and good luck!
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lol, she travels down with her massive boy friend and when the times right not only does he get mugged but also the biggest ass raping of his life.

Jokes aside for a minute,

Yeah its wise to stay in public area's, and if anything is going to happen make sure she says yes, last thing you want is her feeling pressured into it due to the situation and then filing a rape allegation against you.
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Viagra, get some, prepare the area, dont look like the Zohan

Show who is boss, go for it mate

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I'm meeting her at the train station, my place is just up the road, So its pretty fool proof, she might find it a bit weird she'll be staying in my room, with just a single bed, and a open shower, and sink.

I have bought a new rug and bed sheets which make it a bit more homely, heres an idea of the room


What do you think i should plan for the day, Do you think its wise to go out clubbing as shes just turned 18, or just go for a meal and then the cinema and walk along the sea front?

I've not really got the mindset for this...
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Unless a girl is totally comfortable around you, i doubt she'd be staying at your house alone.....with you.

Nike......JUST DO HER!

edit: you posted while i was typing. Was the original plan to let her take the single bed and you sleep on the floor? That just won't do..

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Don't make out your just after sex or you may make her feel awkward or uncomfortable.
Offer her your bed, tell her it has new sheets ect, but don't say where you will sleep till you have to, or she ask's... and unless its blindingly obverse that shes after a good shag, say "erm on the floor or something i guess" and see what she say's.

If stuff goes to plan, she will reply along the lines of "well we can share the bed"...... bam right you can! :P

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Thanks guys, I shall next reply with the how it went, so you guys can either laugh at me, or be proud of a fellow bit tech member, thanks for the support.
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lol, yeah offer her your bed whilst stood in the door way, that way she can say good night or invite you in.
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Pfft. Don't offer her the option to kick you out on to the floor. You could always suggest top-to-toe. Or an air-bed/blanket solution, as a worst-case scenario.

But yes, be prepared. And make sure the box of johnnies is already opened - that fumbling around with cellophane wrap is the absolute WORST.
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