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Old 13th Oct 2010, 04:53   #1
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Synology DS410j glamour pics

As promised in this thread I managed to convince my Synology DS410j NAS to pose provocatively, showing off her attractive assets.

Oh, yeah girl. You know how to sit!



Lean back, baby. Work it!



Turn around girl, show me your outputs! Look at those mesh orbs.



You want to flash me some status lights, baby?



Bad HTPC! Bad! Get off the couch!



Naughty! Get away.



Oh God! Stop it!



Urgh! I haven't had her spayed yet.



Hm...wha?



Oh God...Oh God...Stacker no!! She's too small!
NO!! OH GOD THE INHUMANITY!!1!one




Urgh, I can't watch.
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Old 13th Oct 2010, 05:05   #2
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Old 13th Oct 2010, 07:02   #3
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Nearly as funny as "A girl is coming to stay"

Cant wait for the sequel!
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Dude.....
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...and I thought I were weird.
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Would be so funny if somebody walked in on you.

"What the **** are you doing?"

"I'm pretending my computers are having an orgy, and taking pictures!"


Yeeeeaaahhhh . . .
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What is this I don't even
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I just had to get out of there, or I'm sure the next image would been the poor little DS410j pulling a train.

I knew the HTPC was fancy free and mobile, 'cause I take him to LANs. But the Stacker showing up was a surprise because he weighs a ton, and usually has a high capacity UPS attached. But I haven't been gaming just lately and I had unplugged him. Lesson learnt, I'm now looking to buy a Kensington lock and attach it to his balls.

I don't think this sorry episode is over though. The DS410j is starting to show...signs.
She's been missing her email status reporting periods, ftp connections having been dropping out and data transfer has been slower and yet she can't get enough file uploads before spewing it back down the network.

Guys, I think she's expecting a little data storage device! What am I going to do? I have too many gadgets as it is, and with the purchase of the DS410j, I just don't have the free data with which to keep more data storage devices fed and happy. I only have so many pr0n music, video and data files to store in redundant RAID arrays.


I'm just glad that no one has made any degrading interracial comments. I think that in this modern and enlightened age we should be able to look past superficial qualities, such as the colour of a device's casing.
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Old 13th Oct 2010, 13:39   #12
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another Ds410j user here

but would never do anything like that....... that's just too weird
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I wonder what sort of protection they were using?
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I wonder what sort of protection they were using?
Hardware firewall with circuit-level filtering, AT LEAST! Don't want that initial penetration to cause a problem!
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I just... what is this i dont even...

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She's going into labour! Does anyone know lamaze? I'll google* it...
Hee-Hee-Hee...Hoo-Hoo-Hoo.


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Anyone who feels woozy at the sight of graphic childbirth might want to have a look at Happy Cat before moving on to more genteel threads.
Don't say I didn't warn you.



Back at the scene of the crime, the DS410j is fully dilated and is ready to expel some offspring



Urgh, it's crowning!



Guys, I'll spare you the sight of a horribly distended USB port



It's free, but I don't think that port will ever work right again



I wish I hadn't watched. What has been seen, cannot be unseen. And I've been on 4Chan.
I'll keep you updated.
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