bit-tech.net

Go Back   bit-tech.net Forums > Recreation > Gaming

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 17th Dec 2012, 02:27   #1
TheGreatSatan
Dark Lord of BT!
 
TheGreatSatan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ILLINOIS, USA
Posts: 1,806
TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.
Tell me a joke

I've got more games to give away. Really nice ones, but you're not getting them for free. Work for it, make me laugh
__________________
NEW GENESIS
*******************************
Modified Azza Genesis with an Intel 2600K, Gigabyte Z68X-UD3H, 32GB (8GB x 4) Corsair XMS3, 960GB Crucial M500, 240GB Sandisk Extreme, 1275W Thermaltake 80 Platinum, Gigabyte GTX 780 OC 3GB, and a Corsair H60
TheGreatSatan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 03:04   #2
ferret141
Hypermodder
 
ferret141's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Behind J00 sumware, London
Posts: 983
ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.ferret141 is definitely a rep cheat.
Can we submit more than one joke?

Why am I still awake?
__________________
Intel i5 2500K | Thermaltake Frio | 4x4GB Corsair Vengeance LP | ASUS P8P67 Pro | EVGA GTX680 2GB SC Signature 2 | Corsair AX1200 | 256GB OCZ Vertex 4 | 1.5TB Samsung F3 | 2TB WD Caviar Black | SONY-NEC BD-5300S BD-RE | Silverstone Raven 2 Evolution (RV02E-BW USB3.0) | ASUS VG278H 3Dv2 | Win7 Ult. 64bit | Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty Platinum Champion Series | Speakers:Logitech G51 | Headset:Beyerdynamics DT770 Pro + ModMic 3.0 | Keyboard:Logitech G15 | Mouse:Logitech G9x
Plusnet | Loadout
ferret141 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 04:20   #3
TaRkA DaHl
I *am* a Dremel
 
TaRkA DaHl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,631
TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.TaRkA DaHl is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.
TaRkA DaHl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 07:49   #4
YEHBABY
The Millionaires are back!
 
YEHBABY's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 3,242
YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.YEHBABY is definitely a rep cheat.
I was thinking about death the other day and I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
__________________
Main PC: i7 2700K @ 4.7Ghz / Asus Gene V / 8GB Corsair Vengeance LP / Samsung 830 256GB / 2x2TB Samsung F4EG /
Corsair AX850W / Antec P182 / Thermalright Silver Arrow Cooler / Dell U2412M

HTPC: 2500K / Asus Gene IV / 4GB Ram / OCZ 120GB / Be-Quiet! E9 CM580W / Silverstone GD08 / Synology DS209 8TB
YEHBABY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 08:11   #5
Cookie Monster
I Mod, Therefore I Own
 
Cookie Monster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Newcastle, UK. Cookie Count: Over 9000
Posts: 3,567
Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.Cookie Monster is definitely a rep cheat.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage, one day my wife came home and caught us in bed together.
__________________
Big Bird - Arc Midi | 790fx-GD70 | 955BE | 8Gb RAM | 2 x HD4890 | 120Gb SSD | 3.5Tb HDD's | 3 x Dell U2412M
Bert & Ernie - 2 x Linksys NMH405 with 2 x 1Tb HDD's
Gonzo - Apple 15" MacBook Pro

Last edited by Cookie Monster; 17th Dec 2012 at 08:42.
Cookie Monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 08:34   #6
TheGreatSatan
Dark Lord of BT!
 
TheGreatSatan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ILLINOIS, USA
Posts: 1,806
TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.TheGreatSatan is definitely a rep cheat.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferret141 View Post
Can we submit more than one joke?

Why am I still awake?
Sure.
__________________
NEW GENESIS
*******************************
Modified Azza Genesis with an Intel 2600K, Gigabyte Z68X-UD3H, 32GB (8GB x 4) Corsair XMS3, 960GB Crucial M500, 240GB Sandisk Extreme, 1275W Thermaltake 80 Platinum, Gigabyte GTX 780 OC 3GB, and a Corsair H60
TheGreatSatan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 08:44   #7
Elton
Proud Model M User
 
Elton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: California
Posts: 8,441
Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.Elton is definitely a rep cheat.
My love life.
__________________
There's good ideas and then there's terribly great ideas.
Elton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 09:27   #8
bigc90210
Teh C
 
bigc90210's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 859
bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.bigc90210 is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.
" A shipment of Viagra was hijacked last week. Police are looking for two hardened criminals."

__________________
Asus Z87 Sabretooth, i5 4670k @ 4.4GHz, Corsair H100, 32GB (4x8gb) Crucial Ballistix Tracer 1600Mhz 1.5v, 2 x Titans in SLI, 500gb Samsung 840, Corsair 540, Logitech G19, Razer Naga Molten, Razer Vaspula, Razer Kraken, Triple 27" 2560x1440p,
bigc90210 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 09:33   #9
Edwards
Hypermodder
 
Edwards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 681
Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.Edwards is the Cheesecake. Relix smiles down upon them.
I farted when I got on a crowded elevator this morning. It was wrong on so many levels.
__________________
Intel Core i5 2500k - Maximus V Gene - 4x4 GB Corsair XMS3 1.65v 1600mHz - Asus GTX 570 - 256GB Samsung 830 - Samsung F3 1TB - Samsung F4 2TB - Corsair HX650 - Silverstone TJ08-E - LG IPS231P-BN x 2 - Corsair K70 - CM Storm Inferno
Edwards is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 09:50   #10
Guinevere
Mega Mom
 
Guinevere's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,844
Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.
A man (Let's call him Frank) goes into the Doctors and sits down. Doc can't help but notice the guy has a huge orange head.

'Tell me what happened' says the doc calmly, leaning back on his chair. He knows this is going to be good.

'Well....' begins our orange headed protagonist, 'I was walking down the beach the other day when I found an old lamp half buried in the sand. I gave it a wipe and out popped this genie. Big guy, blue skin, terrible shoes. Well to cut a long story short he gave me three wishes.'

'Go on...' coaxes the doctor, feeling like he's living in a bad school pantomime.

'For my first wish I wished to have my wife back with me fit and healthy. You'll remember she died of Leukaemia last spring.' says Frank.

'Uh huh' nods the doc.

'And pop, there she was - right next to me. Alive and well, it was amazing.' Says Frank

The doc just nods.

'For my second wish, I wished for billion pounds, and pop this suitcase arrives and it's stuffed with cash.' Says Frank.

'And the third wish?' asks the doc, leaning forward to be sure not to miss the details.

'For my third wish - and this is where I think I went a bit wrong...' says Frank. 'I wished for a huge orange head.'
Guinevere is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 09:52   #11
Guinevere
Mega Mom
 
Guinevere's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,844
Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.
CID are investigating the death of an ice-cream salesman.

They found his body in his ice-cream van covered in raspberry sauce, chopped nuts and marshmallows with a chocolate flake stuck up his left nostril.

They're working on the assumption he topped himself.
Guinevere is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 09:57   #12
Guinevere
Mega Mom
 
Guinevere's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,844
Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Guinevere is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:00   #13
aramil
Keeping it Kerbal.....
 
aramil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Worcester, UK
Posts: 585
aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.aramil is definitely a rep cheat.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

I was so poor growing up if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.

Sent on my CM10 JB powered i9100 by TapaTalk 2
__________________
System: Intel i5 3570K delidded CLU @ 4.6Ghz | Asus Stabertooth Z77 (2003) | Asus GTX560-TI Direct cuII | OCZ Agility 3 120Gb | Samsung 1Tb F2 | WD 500Gb | Corsair 750TX v2 | 8Gb (2x4) Corsair Vengence | Corsair K90 Keyboard | XSPC-Raystorm-750-RS2400 (2 X Akasa viper) | Casecom 5288 | Samsung LS24B300HL / LE46C750 | Windows 8.1 (update1) Pro 64bit | Audio: Linn Classik & Keilidh Speakers
aramil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:01   #14
Mikee
Minimodder
 
Mikee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 46
Mikee has yet to learn the way of the Dremel
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field...
Mikee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:03   #15
Guinevere
Mega Mom
 
Guinevere's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,844
Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.
Guy goes to his priest for confession...

'Sorry Father...' says our jokes main character. 'I've tried really hard but it's been seven days since my last confession and I've sinned.'

'Tell me my son.'

'Well I've sworn at my work colleagues. I've drank myself into a stupor almost every night and I stole 10 from my sons piggy bank.'

'Is that all?'

'No father. On Tuesday I saw my wife bending over getting some fish-fingers out of the freezer...' His voice is stilted as he's realising the sin he's committed, '...and she was wearing this little skirt - and her legs - well she has amazing legs - so I pulled down her pants - and I.... and I took here there and then, right there over the freezer. We went at it like bunnies Father.'

'Uh huh.' mumbles the priest, his vestments feeling warmer than usual. 'You've been very sinful this week. This means you will be banned from heaven.'

'Okay.' nods the man. 'I'm not really surprised. I've been banned from Tesco too.'
Guinevere is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:05   #16
Guinevere
Mega Mom
 
Guinevere's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,844
Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.Guinevere is definitely a rep cheat.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.
Guinevere is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:06   #17
Social_Pariah
What's a Dremel?
 
Social_Pariah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 14
Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.Social_Pariah is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A Golden Retriever.
Social_Pariah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:07   #18
Mikee
Minimodder
 
Mikee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 46
Mikee has yet to learn the way of the Dremel
What's blue and smells like green paint? Blue paint.
Mikee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:12   #19
B1GBUD
A Paragon of Virtue.... Apparently
 
B1GBUD's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Superposition
Posts: 2,089
B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.B1GBUD is definitely a rep cheat.
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You *******!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten *******!"

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom.
Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that *******, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one. “
__________________
Teh unofficial Bit-Tech proof reader
Quote:
Originally Posted by Teelzebub View Post
( Kid you dont want either only bud is any good lol )
B1GBUD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th Dec 2012, 10:19   #20
rici1241
Hypermodder
 
rici1241's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Ireland
Posts: 630
rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.rici1241 is definitely a rep cheat.
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were all in a plane. The captain announced that if the plane doesn't lose some weight quickly, it will crash. So each passenger must throw some of there luggage out the door. Paddy Englishman decides to throw out some weights, Paddy Irishman decides to throw out his suitcase, and Paddy Scotsman decides to throw out a bomb he had with him.

The plane lands safely at the local airport, and the three men head to the city. On the way, they see a man sitting on the footpath, crying. The three men approach the man, and ask why he is crying. "I went into the shopping centre to get my groceries. When I came out, some weights landed on my foot, and I cant walk". Paddy Englishman's face slowly goes bright red, and the trio walk away.

A few minutes later, they see another man crying. The Three men approach him and asked what happened. "I was coming back to my car, when I saw a suitcase come down from the sky. It hit my car, and destroyed it. What's more confusing, is that the suitcase was filled with bricks." Paddy Irishman, Being a builder, goes very bright red, and the trio walk off quickly.

Another while later, the three men see a man laughing at the side of the road. The trio approach him, and asked what happened. "I was walking along, and noticed my shoe lace was undone. So I bent over to tie it, farted, and the building behind me blew up."
__________________
Acer Aspire V3-571g | i3 2370m | Gt630m | 6GB RAM | 500GB HDD | Windows 8.1 pro WMC
rici1241 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 23:38.
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.