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foxx · 17th Apr 2005, 00:55

Hello, this friday me and my girlfriend are going on our second date. But I heard her talking (and other resources) that she wants me to kiss her. I have never kissed a girl(besides my mom) before. How should I do it, when, where, how long do I do it. And there are more( just cant think of htem) any advice on this subject is apriciated.

K · 17th Apr 2005, 01:00

The best advice is no advice.

Even though that IS advice... Don't be pedantic.

But really, just go with the flow. You don't plan this kinda thing.

RR5 · 17th Apr 2005, 01:02

Typically having fresh breath helps. Gum, mints, etc something along those lines.

You can always tell her she can share your mint by kissing you.

dom_ · 17th Apr 2005, 01:05

take a condom incase you get lucky. best be prepared

The cheapskate · 17th Apr 2005, 01:10

Dont follow stupid advice,

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Originally Posted by dom_

take a condom incase you get lucky. best be prepared

Best take a PACKET OF CONDOMS in case you get really lucky,

Kameleon · 17th Apr 2005, 01:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by The cheapskate

Dont follow stupid advice,

Best take a PACKET OF CONDOMS in case you get really lucky,

Or at least buy more than one so you can practise putting it on before the big moment

Tim S · 17th Apr 2005, 01:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kameleon

Or at least buy more than one so you can practise putting it on before the big moment

Malfoleo · 17th Apr 2005, 02:26

You know your life may need some help, because you are becoming just a little too attached to the keyboard, when: you go online to a computer related forum to ask about technical information in reguards to kissing a girl you're taking out on a date.

Nice.

PS: the absolute only advice anybody could ever give you is: do only what you feel is right, and she will do the same. If dry humping in public is your thing, you'll know when the time is right to "get into the grind"

TheAnimus · 17th Apr 2005, 02:46

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Originally Posted by Kameleon

Or at least buy more than one so you can practise putting it on before the big moment

anyone seen that red dwarf episode where lister's shame is telling rimmer how he used to practice kissing with his hand.

Just remeber to CLEAN YOUR TEETH PROPERLY - with a toothbrush, not gum, or a peice of paper on ur finger.

also if you're kissing 'suthern' areas, remeber ye old belly button test.

if fluff thar be, from her muff flee.

if they don't take care of belly button clenlyness, then they won't other places.

foxx · 17th Apr 2005, 03:30

Cool thanks for all your suggestions so far, The date is on friday. So Plenty of time for me to practise. And get more tips.

f U z ! o N · 17th Apr 2005, 03:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxx

Cool thanks for all your suggestions so far, The date is on friday. So Plenty of time for me to practise. And get more tips.

just go with the flow. heck dont even practice. its better to go with the flow. if she judges you by a kiss then she obviously has some problems. i wouldn't worry about it.

aevitas · 17th Apr 2005, 04:10

Once you're at it (kissing) it will all go by itself.

Don't plan it cause it will only make you nervous..

Like every1 says: GO WITH THE FLOW

The_Gimpy · 17th Apr 2005, 04:17

Don't slobber or attach your self like um... *thinking of a geek term here* like a head crab to her face. I once kissed a chick who thought tounge belonged outside you mouth while kissing or something along those lines, I swear, it was gross. It not a tough thing to do.

Sence when are people dating before they kissed anyways? How old are ya dude? That might explain it a little better.

Wow, I never thought I'd be giving kissing advice, more specificaly on the internet. Whats this world coming to?!

mchick1 · 17th Apr 2005, 04:27

Hey foxx....its Me! Why would you go online and ask that? but its sweet ur thinking about it...talk to you on monday!

foxx · 17th Apr 2005, 05:08

OMFG, I completely forgot my girlfriend serfed bit. Hi mchick1.

Zephyr · 17th Apr 2005, 05:09

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Originally Posted by mchick1

Hey foxx....its Me! Why would you go online and ask that? but its sweet ur thinking about it...talk to you on monday!

This has to be the most classic thing I've found. The chick finds the dude on his computer forums.

This goes to show;
1: Google is your friend, forums where people can reply smart-ass comments aren't.

2: Don't ask questions. Just do it

RR5 · 17th Apr 2005, 05:15

Busted.

Jaxx · 17th Apr 2005, 09:12

You sure have a mess to handle now. lol. ****..this is a funny thread

Emzay · 17th Apr 2005, 09:39

^_^ sooooo cuuuuuuute

Lovah · 17th Apr 2005, 09:44

classic.

L

17th Apr 2005, 00:55	#1
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17th Apr 2005, 01:00	#2
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Malfoleo I -am- demotivation. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 3,512	You know your life may need some help, because you are becoming just a little too attached to the keyboard, when: you go online to a computer related forum to ask about technical information in reguards to kissing a girl you're taking out on a date. Nice. PS: the absolute only advice anybody could ever give you is: do only what you feel is right, and she will do the same. If dry humping in public is your thing, you'll know when the time is right to "get into the grind" __________________ I play with fish all day. And take photos for your sick pleasure.

17th Apr 2005, 03:30	#10
foxx Hypermodder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: colorado Posts: 785	Cool thanks for all your suggestions so far, The date is on friday. So Plenty of time for me to practise. And get more tips. __________________ "If you run into a gas station, you die." Morgen Webb X-play

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dom_ ---> Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: uk, south east Posts: 3,936	take a condom incase you get lucky. best be prepared

17th Apr 2005, 04:10	#12
aevitas Supermodder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 280	Once you're at it (kissing) it will all go by itself. Don't plan it cause it will only make you nervous.. Like every1 says: GO WITH THE FLOW __________________ My specs: Asus P5K / GeiL 4 GB DDR2 PC2 - 6400 / 250gb Hitachi Desktar / 74gb WD Raptor / Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Quad CPU @ 2.40GHz / Sapphire Radeon HD4870 DDR5 1GB

17th Apr 2005, 04:17	#13
The_Gimpy Multimodder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mississauga, ON, Canada Posts: 194	Don't slobber or attach your self like um... thinking of a geek term here like a head crab to her face. I once kissed a chick who thought tounge belonged outside you mouth while kissing or something along those lines, I swear, it was gross. It not a tough thing to do. Sence when are people dating before they kissed anyways? How old are ya dude? That might explain it a little better. Wow, I never thought I'd be giving kissing advice, more specificaly on the internet. Whats this world coming to?! __________________ "Gimp: Gothicly Inclined Male Person"

17th Apr 2005, 04:27	#14
mchick1 Minimodder Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 39	Hey foxx....its Me! Why would you go online and ask that? but its sweet ur thinking about it...talk to you on monday!

17th Apr 2005, 05:08	#15
foxx Hypermodder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: colorado Posts: 785	OMFG, I completely forgot my girlfriend serfed bit. Hi mchick1. __________________ "If you run into a gas station, you die." Morgen Webb X-play

17th Apr 2005, 05:15	#17
RR5 Hypermodder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Bellevue, Washington Posts: 710	Busted. __________________ <+Crash0rz> i cool my pc by pissing into a tube <@Yo-DUH_87> "Han will have those pants down, we've got to give him more time!" <+WoodShop> if you abuse cats i'll hunt you for as long as you live then slowly kill you with an AA battery <+bloodcar> bah, the forums still have me as loobcard

17th Apr 2005, 09:12	#18
Jaxx Modder Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 64	You sure have a mess to handle now. lol. ****..this is a funny thread

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Emzay "He's doing a poo!" Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sat on a chair Posts: 1,399	^_^ sooooo cuuuuuuute __________________ "madam, your breasts dost have lifesaving properties"

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