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Old 17th Apr 2005, 00:55   #1
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Hello, this friday me and my girlfriend are going on our second date. But I heard her talking (and other resources) that she wants me to kiss her. I have never kissed a girl(besides my mom) before. How should I do it, when, where, how long do I do it. And there are more( just cant think of htem) any advice on this subject is apriciated.
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 01:00   #2
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The best advice is no advice.

Even though that IS advice... Don't be pedantic.

But really, just go with the flow. You don't plan this kinda thing.
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Typically having fresh breath helps. Gum, mints, etc something along those lines.

You can always tell her she can share your mint by kissing you.
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 01:05   #4
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take a condom incase you get lucky. best be prepared
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 01:10   #5
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Dont follow stupid advice,

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take a condom incase you get lucky. best be prepared

Best take a PACKET OF CONDOMS in case you get really lucky,
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Dont follow stupid advice,

Best take a PACKET OF CONDOMS in case you get really lucky,
Or at least buy more than one so you can practise putting it on before the big moment
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 01:57   #7
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Or at least buy more than one so you can practise putting it on before the big moment
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You know your life may need some help, because you are becoming just a little too attached to the keyboard, when: you go online to a computer related forum to ask about technical information in reguards to kissing a girl you're taking out on a date.


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PS: the absolute only advice anybody could ever give you is: do only what you feel is right, and she will do the same. If dry humping in public is your thing, you'll know when the time is right to "get into the grind"
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 02:46   #9
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Or at least buy more than one so you can practise putting it on before the big moment
anyone seen that red dwarf episode where lister's shame is telling rimmer how he used to practice kissing with his hand.

Just remeber to CLEAN YOUR TEETH PROPERLY - with a toothbrush, not gum, or a peice of paper on ur finger.

also if you're kissing 'suthern' areas, remeber ye old belly button test.

if fluff thar be, from her muff flee.

if they don't take care of belly button clenlyness, then they won't other places.
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 03:30   #10
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Cool thanks for all your suggestions so far, The date is on friday. So Plenty of time for me to practise. And get more tips.
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 03:55   #11
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Cool thanks for all your suggestions so far, The date is on friday. So Plenty of time for me to practise. And get more tips.
just go with the flow. heck dont even practice. its better to go with the flow. if she judges you by a kiss then she obviously has some problems. i wouldn't worry about it.
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 04:10   #12
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Once you're at it (kissing) it will all go by itself.

Don't plan it cause it will only make you nervous..

Like every1 says: GO WITH THE FLOW
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Don't slobber or attach your self like um... *thinking of a geek term here* like a head crab to her face. I once kissed a chick who thought tounge belonged outside you mouth while kissing or something along those lines, I swear, it was gross. It not a tough thing to do.

Sence when are people dating before they kissed anyways? How old are ya dude? That might explain it a little better.

Wow, I never thought I'd be giving kissing advice, more specificaly on the internet. Whats this world coming to?!
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 04:27   #14
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Hey foxx....its Me! Why would you go online and ask that? but its sweet ur thinking about it...talk to you on monday!
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Old 17th Apr 2005, 05:08   #15
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OMFG, I completely forgot my girlfriend serfed bit. Hi mchick1.
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Hey foxx....its Me! Why would you go online and ask that? but its sweet ur thinking about it...talk to you on monday!
This has to be the most classic thing I've found. The chick finds the dude on his computer forums.

This goes to show;
1: Google is your friend, forums where people can reply smart-ass comments aren't.

2: Don't ask questions. Just do it
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You sure have a mess to handle now. lol. ****..this is a funny thread
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