LOL Strange avatar, stranger thread; Relix will DEVOUR your sanity: WWRD?

"He's like fire, and ice, and rage. He's like the night and the storm and the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful." - Little kid on Relix

 

hahaha wow , every forum should have their own god. It would make the internet even more fun

 

God? Thats taking it just a little too far.

 

NO IT'S NOT.

...CONTINUE

 

Sounds like something from Dr. Who.

 

who wanted a blasphemous one?

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well nearly blasphemous

 

But Relix is a god, if he worships himself then is a recurring loop! We'll all die!

 

Come, now. People said reality would collapse if George Bush Jr. was ever elected president, and it happened TWICE and we're still here.
I'm sure reality can handle anything relix can hit it with (with the possible exception of his award-winning smile).

 

I think we're missing the Big Question here... is Relix a proud, pure-Germanic breed Fleming or a filthy, French-speaking Walloon?

For those who don't know Belgium... the Flemish flag has a lion on it, the Wallonian flag has a cock/rooster/penis on it. 'nuff said.

I await teh reply. Thank you, come again. Also, vodka is awesome.

****, I forgot to include emoticons. Here we go:

 

Well at least I won't fall into this crazy...


<-- WTF!??!??!!!!1


Seriously I didn't even do that...

 

Not that I have anything against Walloons, but I be Flemish! You'd have to look hard to find a Walloon with the same level of skill in English as moi.

Also, Walloons don't have eyebrows. That's a fact!

 

I put my vote forward that everyone that has posted in this thread gets a super duper limited edition Relix® avatar.

Admins, make this happen.

 

You're showing lack of faith in Relix.
I mean, one would think from this thread that Relix > Admins...evidently not.


H.B.

 

And apparently French is one of those skills too.

You amaze me everyday Relix.

 

So, assuming your eyebrows are a common feature amongst Flemish people (Flems?), and given the fact that Walloons don't have eyebrows, that means that on average, Belgians have normal-looking eyebrows.

Amazing leap of logic. I amaze myself sometimes.

As for Relix being a god...well, I'm an atheist. Does that mean that Relix doesn't exist, and that he is, in fact, just a figment of my deranged imagination? I must get out more

 

Si t'es de la Belgique, tu dois apprendir quelques langues dans l'école. C'est pour ca je connais l'anglais, le francais et le néerlandais. Donc, c'est normal si tu es flamant de parler plus de trois langues trés bien. Je suis sûre quelques hommes ici, qui parle francais aussi, va voir mon francais n'est plus tout ca, parce que dans l'université je n'avais plus des courses francais, pour quelques ans maintenant.

 

I've come to the conclusion that Relix IS all of the online translators for every language. In fact... Relix could very well be...

TEH INTERNETS

 

Yes, my tubes reach over borders and oceans. It frightens the ladies, though...

 

No wonder he can respond right away on any thread about him! HE IS THE THREAD!

I've caught you in your little game Relix.

 

*relix secretly bans Morphine-Kitty from his tubes*

Who what where now?