1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Banana Bruises

Discussion in 'General' started by CardJoe, 21 Jan 2008.

  1. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

    Joined:
    3 Apr 2007
    Posts:
    11,346
    Likes Received:
    316
    For lunch I'm having a Cheese and Picalilli sandwich (no butter) a large, red apple and a banana. The banana has a bruise on it. I've already made my decision, but I put the question to you all the same:

    When you have a banana with a bruise on it, do you eat the bruise? What characteristics are there which push an edible bruise over into an inedible one?

    ...wait for it...

    ...DISCUSSION, BEGIN!
     
  2. Cabe6403

    Cabe6403 Supreme Commander

    Joined:
    3 Apr 2007
    Posts:
    1,205
    Likes Received:
    44
    Well I hate Banana's with a passion so I wouldn't eat one to begin with.

    I'll answer the question as if it was another fruit, I like apples... I'll go with apples.

    I would eat around the bruise because... well... it looks funny.
     
  3. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    Depends on how bad it is.

    If its really mushy and yucky then no, if its just a discolouration then yes.

    And, I had the best banana ever this morning. Mmm.. Bananas and milk for breakfast!
     
  4. Agent_M

    Agent_M Minimodder

    Joined:
    4 Feb 2005
    Posts:
    463
    Likes Received:
    0
    generally a slight bruise is okay for me, if its black then no, i cant eat that :p the brused bits are always more squishy, with a weird texture, hate it.
     
  5. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    26 May 2005
    Posts:
    5,841
    Likes Received:
    80
    meh i just eat the thing however, i was always taught to eat what's put in front of me... just got to hope who ever is making dinner doesn't have a twisted sense of humour.
     
  6. mutznutz

    mutznutz Cos Ive got a beard u label me evil

    Joined:
    18 Nov 2007
    Posts:
    267
    Likes Received:
    0
    Same here ... I'd eat around it ... just prey you don't stray into the bruise at all or you get the hole squidgy nastyness (You can look that up in the dictionary if you want)

    :)
     
  7. Major

    Major Guest

    I love when Bananas go natually bruised i.e. over ripe, they taste like nothing I've tasted in the UK (they have these in Egypt), if the bruise is not mushy, then I'll eat it.
     
  8. willowthewhite

    willowthewhite Minimodder

    Joined:
    7 Nov 2006
    Posts:
    238
    Likes Received:
    6
    I'll eat around it, just doesn't look right

    Mum what's this funny looking brown thing? :D
     
  9. Cabe6403

    Cabe6403 Supreme Commander

    Joined:
    3 Apr 2007
    Posts:
    1,205
    Likes Received:
    44
    Oh god, how bad is it when you are eating some fruit that you don't even realise is bruised until.. its too late :waah: :lol:
     
  10. RTT

    RTT #parp

    Joined:
    12 Mar 2001
    Posts:
    14,120
    Likes Received:
    74
    i eat only the bruises
     
  11. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    And thats why you're wierd.
     
  12. Journeyer

    Journeyer Minimodder

    Joined:
    31 Aug 2006
    Posts:
    3,039
    Likes Received:
    99
    There's no question; eat around the bruise. I may be a tad peckish (is that the right word?), but that's just how it is. It's the same with any fruit; if they look suspicious I will stear clear of them. However, over ripe bananas can be baked along with brown sugar for a few minutes and then served with whipped cream, vanilla ice-cream and warm chockolate cake. Yum! :D
     
  13. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

    Joined:
    2 Mar 2005
    Posts:
    4,461
    Likes Received:
    20
    I only liked sliced banana and even then I can't eat them on their own. Being sliced and usually in custard then, bruises are kinda irrelevant.
     
  14. Veles

    Veles DUR HUR

    Joined:
    18 Nov 2005
    Posts:
    6,188
    Likes Received:
    34
    Most bananas now are tasteless rubbish, the bruises (if they're there because the banana is "over" ripened) actually have taste
     
  15. Journeyer

    Journeyer Minimodder

    Joined:
    31 Aug 2006
    Posts:
    3,039
    Likes Received:
    99
    This is true, but if they are bruised to the point of blackness my highly-developed "yuck"-sense kicks in. :hip:
     
  16. ElZog

    ElZog Defeater of Satan's Transformo Sofa

    Joined:
    14 Jun 2007
    Posts:
    278
    Likes Received:
    0
    As long as it hasn't turned to almost liquid mush i'll eat the bruise, otherwise, eat around and be annoyed at getting less banana.
     
  17. Glider

    Glider /dev/null

    Joined:
    2 Aug 2005
    Posts:
    4,173
    Likes Received:
    21
    Nope, no damaged goods for me ;)
     
  18. K

    K 528491

    Joined:
    31 Oct 2001
    Posts:
    5,700
    Likes Received:
    16
    I eat around it.

    I actually had this amazing idea yesterday for a foam-rubber shell thing that you could put a banana into for added protection, even coming up with the genius name Banana-Armor!

    ...then I realised you can buy one from Firebox.

    *fist shake*
     
  19. Blademrk

    Blademrk Why so serious?

    Joined:
    21 Nov 2003
    Posts:
    3,988
    Likes Received:
    86
    Don't like bananas full stop. What you need Joe is a Banana protector.

    edit: just beaten to it by K.
     
  20. Slink

    Slink B7

    Joined:
    7 Oct 2001
    Posts:
    3,519
    Likes Received:
    5
    those black bits in the middle, are they tarantula eggs?
     

Share This Page