Should the response be: "Chick Norris could cheescake your ass" or "Chick Norris could kick your cheescake"?
For those from the USA - yes. However, due to legal issues, those from the EU get "Cheescake 'n' Roses" instead (I'm sure the girls will be happy). I had not considered that. Is that the home of the new Cheesecake-Tech offices? Ninja Edit: D'oh, Gravemind beat me to it (by 4 seconds).
famous people though out the ages have pondered the cheesecake how are but a few quotes Albert Einstein - I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are cheesecake. Wayne Gretzky - 100% of the cheesecake you don't cheesecake don't go in. M.K. Gandhi - An cheesecake for cheesecake only ends up making the whole world cheesecake. Dr. Napoleon Hill - Whatever the cheesecake can conceive and believe, the cheesecake can achieve. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Neither a lofty degree of cheesecake nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. cheesecake, cheesecake, cheesecake, that is the soul of cheesecake. Mark Twain - Keep away from cheesecake who try to belittle your ambitions. Small cheesecake's always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become cheesecake. Blaise Pascal - I made this cheesecake longer than usual because I lack the time to make it cheesecake. Samuel Johnson - Great cheesecakes are performed, not by strength, but by cheesecake. Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas - Never worry about the size of your cheesecake. In the eyes of cheesecake, they are all 30 feet tall. Helen Steiner Rice - cheesecake on earth will come to stay, When we live cheesecake every day. all quotes taken from the great book of Cheesecake available from all good cheesecake suppliers everywhere as long as its on a day containing the word cheesecake. Abraham Lincoln - Fourscore and seven cheesecakes ago our fathers brought forth on this cheesecake, a new cheesecake, conceived in cheesecake, and dedicated to the cheesecake that all cheesecake are created equal.
"...and that government of the cheesecake, by the cheesecake and for the cheesecake, shall not perish from the earth."
Give Cheesecake to others, as you would have them give Cheesecake to you. If relix & chuck norris had a fight, who would win? That fight would be Cheesecake for sure. it seems appropriate to quote relix's ten commandments: You must not be envious of your neighbour's Cheesecake. You shall not be envious of his Cheesecake nor his wife's Cheesecake, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour. You must not give false Cheesecake against your neighbour. You must not steal Cheesecake. You must not commit adultery with Cheesecake. You must not kill Cheesecake. Respect the Cheesecake of your father and mother. You shall remember and keep the Cheesecake day holy. You shall not misuse the name of the relix your Cheesecake. You shall not make for yourself any idol but relix, nor bow down to it or worship it with Cheesecake. You shall have no other Cheesecake but relix.
Hmmm, Cheesecake spam in google, this thread is the 3rd link: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=cheesecake+spam&meta=
Tim Robbins in the Hudsucker Proxy - "Y'know, for cheesecake". cheesecake, spam cheesecake spam - upon reading this you will assume the cheesecake position
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