Have you ever......

Yeah, sort of... i've been stuck in the friend zone a couple of times, but after about a week the illusion of her being my angel of destiny fades away... the sooner you realise that she is just a girl, just another human, and start treating her like she is just another human, the sooner the tables can turn around. Even on or under the table if you wish

Have you ever done it under a table? or on top of a kitchen bench?
[size=-10]I haven't tried the latter, it just looks way too uncomfortable and the tap is just an accident waiting to happen.[/size]

 

Yes, and in a hobby store and various other places that shall go nameless.

Have you ever peeled a hard boiled egg with the shell in one piece?

 

Nope. Is that even possible?

Have you ever lay eggs?

 

Humans cant lay eggs. They (we) can produce microscopic gene chunks, but thats about it.

Have you ever gone back to a really old fourm you posted in when you where really young and still could log in and had your original name and all that?

 

No. I have my original name on an old and semi-extinct chat tho.

Have you ever illegaly driven around with a shotgun on the trunk/boot and a box of shells in the glove box because you were hunting someone down?

 

That's my job description...

Have you ever lied?

 

Yup. Had a fun chat with the girlfriend recently concerning that :S but thankfully she's still my girlfriend so I'm not a total ******

Re-using a question, have you ever had serious issues with a housemate? I've got a male housemate who gets PMT at random and very very irritating intervals...

 

Sorry to break the flow of the thread... but.. a male housemate with PMT?

 

No I bloody haven't. Stupid question. Hmf!

Have you ever been to the rocket testing site on the Isle of Wight?

 

Oooh yeah. Well, obviously it isn't quite as simple as that but he gets moody, bitchy and even more insufferable for no apparent reason. Also has an annoying habit of delivering mini-lectures to you on topics you already know and not getting the hint when you try to shut him up. Conveniently he's moving out this weekend though

Didn't know there was one. Cool. But alas, no

Have you ever realised that you have gaping holes in your music collection? I'm currently snagging some Springsteen and a ton of classic rock that I somehow don't already have...

 

interrupting here, but male housemate with PMT? that was all of my house. 4 boys with their own PMT syndroms.

one of em was welsh and had the hairest back which he got waxed once in a while
the other was just plain crazy bitchy ego
i ran a monthly student mag- i suffered post and pre magazine stress. i was up for days on end putting the thing together and got well moody. worth it tho.
andy...was a legend actually and i slept with him

 

Yes, 3 of my Santana CDs are gone

Have you ever heard nexxo give bad advice?

 

Not yet. The same way I haven't heard specofdust say anything positive.

Have you ever kissed an ass?

 

I have never kissed a donkey. I have however kissed ass on several occasions

Have you ever witnessed a streaker live?

 

No, but college has yet to come so who knows

Have you ever gone out of your way for your girlfriend without being asked?

 

Yes, once in a while I listen to what she's saying .

Have you ever been self-employed?

 

Does building computers for people count?

Have you ever been disappointed with the pitiful shock those shock games give you? (All the girls scream and chuck whatever it is away, I just hold on and wonder if the batteries are flat)

 

Every day of my life since 1975, twice a day since 1980. Got married.

Ever held a poisonous animal? Without fear? 2 part question.
John

 

Nope.

Have you ever kissed an ass' ass?

 

metaphorically? yes.

have you ever pooped yourself?