Ok, it's been a bit of a crappy day for me, mostly because my hayfever is being really really horrendous. Let's brighten things up with your best jokes! Your finest one liners or ditties that promise a laugh! I'd tell you mine, but the record length for telling this joke is 17 minutes long and really isn't actually all that funny! (involves a clown and a school of wit, some of you know it i'm sure!)
If I could be bothered posting it I'd show you the purple joke part 1 and 2, but I'm sure you'll be able to google them anyway... also if you do look them up don't start hunting me with pitchforks etc.
haha! but i love this joke! people get so involved and the audience gets so enthralled! but the punch line....OH the punchline!
Tell me about it, the first time i heard it i was really getting into it - i was sold hook, line and sinker! Needless to say, the punchline sure got me.
A South African took 2 gold medals at the Olympics yesterday morning. They caught him at the gate... Lame, i know... but it's pretty much the most P.C. joke i know...
Do you know what you say if someone asks if you are ticklish? Either way you know that they are going to touch you. So i respond with "I have diarrhea, and yes i am very ticklish" Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts.
A boy walks down the hall because he hears a noise. He peaks inside and see's his parents his parents in bed. The boy then says "And she yells at me for sucking my thumb."
Why don't ponies make good public speakers? Because they're a little horse!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA