Have something that inspires you or you like to say frequently? Tell us what it is and where it came from. Quando Omni Flunkus Mortati: When all else fails, play dead. -The Red Green show.
"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob" -The Brain I actually put that on my return address labels a couple years back!
Money talks, bull$hit walks - [size=-10]i'm not sure where, probably from a movie?[/size] Just do it - [size=-10]some guy in the nike marketing department or from some advertising agency they hired?[/size]
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle through the fictional mouth of Sherlock Holmes.
Could be worse, could be on fire! No idea where it came from, but hey. It's true. Unless you're on fire.
We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it. There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games. - Eugene Jarvis
Saying Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders (Anon) If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. (Douglas Adams - Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency) At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill disciplined, despotic, and useless. Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats. -- P.J. O'Rourke
I know I will never be politically correct, and I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette... (Marvin Lee Aday) I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song... (Patrick Stump) All we need is love and beer, and old school metal and holiday cheer/All we need is some ice cream and a hug... (Jaret Reddick)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
Ignorance is bliss - The Matrix If you can't convince 'em, confuse em - Garfield Emacs is a great OS, it just lacks a decent text editor - The real men (aka Vi users) Edit: I forgot an other nice one Cogito, ergo sum - I think, therefore I am - Plato
"Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?" - Def Leppard "This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" - Niel Armstrong "That's O'Niell, two L's (holds up three fingers)" - Jack O'Niell
"If it ain't broke, fix it until it is" - no idea where from Makes me giggle though, i've done that a fair few times
I tought it was: If it ain't broken, don't fix it I use it a lot on over eager fellow Linux sysadmins Which reminds me of 2 more: [Russian accent] This is a fine Russian technology - probably my imagination When logic and technology fails, hit it with a hammer - Some Russian scientist [/Russian accent]
[Dodgy Russian accent] "HELLO! We're looking for nuclear wessles." -- Chekov, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home [/Dodgy Russian accent]
here's a few If it ain't broke, mod it! (somewhere from bit-tech i'm sure) sometimes you have to utter those immortal words "fuc* it, then just do it" it's bagel time!