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LOL PETA Bedtime Stories

Discussion in 'General' started by boiled_elephant, 26 Jan 2009.

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  1. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    Glad to be of service :)
     
    Ryu_ookami, 27 Jan 2009
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  2. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Er. Is that for real?!?

    I think you need to use a lower power setting for fish.
     
    Nexxo, 27 Jan 2009
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  3. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    Higher tbh, you don't want your fish to be too wet
     
    DougEdey, 27 Jan 2009
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  4. GavX

    GavX What's a Dremel?

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    The stories are not even that good...
    Saw this on another forum "Fish called Sea Cats" and it was already marked as Spam :D Guess there thread went a bit too far on microwaving kitties
     
    GavX, 27 Jan 2009
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  5. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    Oh the humanity! I feel so sad for the sea kittens! Thank god I've never eaten any of those poor things, I've only ever eated fish and definitely will keep doing so in the future, no sea kittens for me!

    That's just messes up :D Crazy stuff.
     
    Jipa, 27 Jan 2009
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  6. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    So that's why ***** (cats) tastes of fish?

    It makes sense now.
     
    Guest-16, 27 Jan 2009
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  7. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    *snigger*
     
    DougEdey, 27 Jan 2009
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  8. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    No, you just need to find a ...cat... that washes on a regular basis :p
     
    Flibblebot, 27 Jan 2009
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  9. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    [​IMG]

    Huhuh... Huhuhuh...
     
    Nexxo, 27 Jan 2009
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  10. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    Be weary of ***** (cats) they can lead to some Major Boobage.
     
    Guest-23315, 27 Jan 2009
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  11. oddball walking

    oddball walking ...!

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    [​IMG]
    Need I say any more?
     
    oddball walking, 27 Jan 2009
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  12. Tim92

    Tim92 Blah! Blah!

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    All I can say is wow.....

    On the same site you can make you own sea kitten Character!

    I made mine:
    [​IMG]

    Emo Sea Kitten say, "If life is so fair... then why do roses have thorns?"
     
    Tim92, 27 Jan 2009
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  13. Condiment

    Condiment What's a Dremel?

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    This whole thing has reminded me greatly of "bonsai kittens".

    For those who are unsure what this is see here (Please note: this is a HOAX).

    For PETA to make a huge fuss over a joke makes no sense, the same goes for the sea kittens. But let's not get into a huge debate about meat eating now :thumb: .
     
    Condiment, 27 Jan 2009
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  14. Xtrafresh

    Xtrafresh It never hurts to help

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    no... nobody is that retarded.

    In my book, PETA has now surpassed the NRA, and is closing in on Mormons and Scientologists. Pretty soon they will only have Fox-watchers and Britney Spears to catch up to! GO PETA!
     
    Xtrafresh, 27 Jan 2009
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  15. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    See, they even tell us that the sea kitten looks forward to being eaten!

    Also, I don't think the kid became stupid because he ate the fish, fish make you brainier!

    This is genious, I love the taste of sea kitten!
    Sea kitten, come on wtf, they're nothing like cats, I hold my cat underwater and she stops moving after a while, stupid land kitten!

    [​IMG]

    cross dressing kitten, yummy!
     
    DaveVader, 27 Jan 2009
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  16. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    That's epic! Some of the comments are a little disheartening...people raving about inhumanity and threatening to report them unless the site is closed down. Some people just...ugh. They're the types who keep their underwear on clothes hangers, you know? I'm gonna raise all my kids to have a profound mastery of sarcasm and irony.
     
    boiled_elephant, 27 Jan 2009
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  17. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    CardJoe, 27 Jan 2009
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  18. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    I quite like this, actually. One more reason to NOT eat fish! :D


    Fish taste like crap in most cases.


    Real meat, on the other hand... *drools* :brrr:
     
    Smilodon, 27 Jan 2009
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