Make a personal list of three dont's Don't ride your Suzuki FZ-50 out over your homemade skateboard ramp Don't, when hammering a nail into a wall, place your left middle finger directly over the head of the nail Don't try to pry out those little blinkie LEDs out of your brothers sneakers, with a big knife. It will end up in the hand not wielding said knife
1. Don't text your girlfriend when you are really drunk. It makes her ex-girlfriend 2. Don't let your homework wait and think, "Ohh, it'll do itself sometime" 3. Don't sign up for 5 A level subjects, AND extra hours for talented teenagers. It equals no spare time
I have school from 8 to 16 every day, with 2-3 hours of homework, and every second week I have to spend a day to 23 at school. That is quite a lot when I was used to almost zero school, and no homework :-/
1. don't go drinking with people that hate you 2. don't ride around on a scooter with no form of padding or protection on the day before your cousin's wedding and get knocked off by some idiot on a Honda 50cc 3. don't have sex ever, after she finishes you, you'll miss it too much
1) Dont ride a Suzuki Samurai full speed into a corn field. 2) Dont put your moves on the super hot bartender. She is the girlfriend of the local smash-your-face guy. 3) When you fall on your rollerblades and hit the ground, dont let the teeth hit first.
1. Don't try to be nice - they'll just find something else you did or didn't do to b*tch about 2. Don't take a loan Fiat 500 around a corner at >60kph... it goes very sideways 3. Don't try to convince people that programming really isn't magic and actually requires work and time.
1: Don't forget that new scalpel blades are sharper than old ones. 2: Don't shoot self in foot with guns using green gas. Warm. 3: Don't shave. You will regret it.
1. Don't call me Shirley. 2. Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining. 3. Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
Don't eat yellow snow Don't walk into lamp posts Don't forget to turn off the alarm clock at weekends
Don't sit on the toilet seat without applying toilet paper to the seat FIRST Don't go for a s**t and forget to put at least TWO blocks of toilet paper in the toilet Don't say FUUUUCK when you do the two above, and get your brown eye splashed with cold wee-wee toilet water, when you've gone for s***t The end.
Alternately, Don't walk into yellow snow. Don't eat lamp posts. Don't forget your weekends turn off alarm clocks. I hope my valid arguments enlighten you.
It's a quote from the film Layer Cake and a deleted scene from either Snatch or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
1. Don't put milk in first when preparing a bowl of cereals 2. Don't unintentionally post a personal picture in the demotivational thread 3. Don't diss the cheesecake.