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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: @BieberClique?
You: lol
You: you are the third person to say that
Stranger: haha im sorry :(
You: idk who that is, sorry
Stranger: its cool..whats up?
You: you know who i'd like to meet?
Stranger: who?
You: a girl who actually uses omegle
You: rofl
You: it's wierd always talking to other guys
You: gets kinda old too
Stranger: im a girl, & obv using omegle!
You: girls always have interesting personalities....
You: ...
You: srsly?
Stranger: yes
You: wow
You: well
You: I am shocked rofl
You: I never thought.... well anyways
Stranger: haha..well prob. the other peeps looking for @BieberClique were girls too.
Stranger: haha but w/e
You: DANG
You: ARRGH
You: XD
Stranger: haha
You: well whatever
You: lol
You: I am so oblivious sometimes
Stranger: haha its cool
You: so um.... what's up?
Stranger: not much...doing homework, texting
You: lol
You: multitasking.... I now believe that you are a girl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you didnt?
You: no guy that I know talks on omegle AND does hw AND texts
Stranger: haha
Stranger: oh AND im in a stickam chatt
You: well, you know.... I was shocked, so... I didn't really lol
You: DANG
Stranger: haha
You: so...
You: what class are you doing hw for?
Stranger: earth science
You: kewl
You: hey, ever heard of temper trap?
Stranger: no what is it?
You: okay do me a favor: google "temper trap sweet disposition" without quotes
You: play the song
Stranger: okay
You: they last person I talked to suggested them to me
You: pretty friggen sweet if you ask me
You: but that's only my opinion :)
Stranger: okayy give me a sec
You: lol okay :)
You: hm de dumpity do
Stranger: haha im listening now
You: kewl!
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: this is really good!!
You: really? u think so?
Stranger: yeah!
You: FINALLY a person with personality!
You: rofl
Stranger: haha :)
You: but yeah as soon as I get paid tomorrow I am buying that song
Stranger: yess
You: songs like that are the reason I listen to music
Stranger: yeshh
You: soo...
You: I am now folding clothes lol
Stranger: haha funn
You: boring, yes I know
Stranger: yeah i suppose
You: so you are in high school I suppose?
You: or mid school?
Stranger: last year of middle, but im older than everyone in my class
You: ah okay
Stranger: wbu?
You: I myself just "graduated" high school
Stranger: oh cool
You: and by that I mean, I dropped out in the 12th grade and got my GED
You: no wait.... I mean the 11th grade lol
You: right NOW I was supposed to be in 12th
Stranger: ohh i see
Stranger: whyd u drop out?
You: yeah. It wasn't because I was lazy or anything. or a bum or anything like that
You: I just hated my teachers
You: and my schol
You: school*
You: and I know it's cliche now to hate or teachers
You: but honest, my teachers and school were like the worst
Stranger: haha i get it. no regrets?
You: just recently the principal and of of the math teachers were fired or "doing stuff" with students
You: but yeah, no regrets lol.
Stranger: :O wowww so i guess its good to get out of there, like out of that environment
You: yeah
You: and one of the janitors attempted to rape this girl I know who was already pregnant
Stranger: whoaa THATS messed upp
You: so besides that, the actualy classes and teaching just plain sucked
You: yeah. so I quit lol
Stranger: haha i get itt
You: and all the rest of my friends have got tired of it and have switched schools or are about to
You: lol sorr.... didn't mean to go into a rant lol :)
Stranger: np, sometimes ppl just need to ventt
You: yeah, true. So what's your life like? lol
You: :/
Stranger: well, seems boring compared to yourss lol
Stranger: lets see..
You: lol
You: well, my life isn't THAT interesting
You: actually, I don't find it interesting at all
Stranger: i go to a small school in a small city, i want to become a musician but don't know
Stranger: how to start
You: do you already play an instrument?
Stranger: i wanna
Stranger: go to this sch
Stranger: oo
Stranger: l
Stranger: ye
Stranger: ss
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 3 actually
You: \lol....?
You: which ones?
Stranger: piano, flute, & guitar
You: wow
Stranger: like, i wanna go to this performint arts school, but its in a different state
You: O_o
Stranger: **performing
Stranger: yeah
You: I always wanted to learn the piano and the guitar
Stranger: and id have to commute, like, 4 hours in the morning
Stranger: yeah, ive played piano since, like, kindergarten
You: dang
Stranger: and guitar i just started this year
You: that really sucks for you
Stranger: haha i knoww
You: being a musician would be fun
Stranger: yess & i wanna make ppl laugh..but my problem is my dad
You: your dad?
You: why is he a problem?
Stranger: well, his religion is against "idols"
Stranger: hence, celebrities
You: if that's not too personal of a question...
Stranger: no, not really
You: mm hmm
Stranger: like, not all of the people in his religion are as strict but he is
You: what religion is it?
Stranger: its Nondenominational
You: rofl
You: sorry, that was kinda impulsive of me
Stranger: no probem
You: no offense, really.
Stranger: i know, trust me
You: I myself am christian
You: pentecostal oneness, to be exact
Stranger: yeah, im Catholic myself..from my mommyy :)
You: kewl kewl
Stranger: yess
You: but I'm not exactly militant like that
You: although I don't believe in idolitry, I DO however disagree with your father
Stranger: naw, and, i mean, 's not so bad, sometimes i make it sound worse than it really is
Stranger: but yeahh
You: lol. you know, you are a very interesting person
You: you watch movies?
Stranger: really? yes i doo
You: lol. how about "terminator: salvation"?
Stranger: no, neva got into terminator
You: aww
You: pity. lol
Stranger: haha sorry :(
You: but srsly, the terminator series is like my favorite
You: but I won't hold it against you. To each their own opinion, right :)
Stranger: haha exactlyy
You: so what movies do you like?
Stranger: um, Don't Mess With The Zohan, Year One, Mall Cop, (ur gonna LOVE these lol) Harry Potter, Twilight, This is It
You: ROFL
Stranger: haha quite a variety
You: Have you read the twilight books?
Stranger: yes i have...lol i read EVERYTHING
You: lol
You: I am re-reading eclipse right now
You: for like maybe the third time
Stranger: OMG a guy who reads Twilight? AND appreciates good music? <33
Stranger: lol
You: XD
You: rofl. I'm not all that great.
You: well anyways. I actually like all the movies you listed
You: except zohan though. I mean, I guess I like it, it was funny, but....
You: just a little too perverted for my taste is all
Stranger: haha omgg i know it was perverted but when im with my friends, 1/2 of our jokes are..idk i mostly saw it with them but i get ur point
You: lol
You: what about... the proposal?
Stranger: havent seen it but i reeallyyyyyy wanna
You: it was really funny too
Stranger: oh yeah? thats cooll
You: blah. facebook is so dull sometimes
You: kinda sick of getting all these farmville requests.... lol
Stranger: haha i knoww..like, i play farmville but the requests annoy mee
You: yeah lol. I used to play it but... just kinda got too busy for it
Stranger: yeahh i left but came backk...i get the time consuming thing tho
You: wait a sec
You: how did you, a middle school girl, get to be on omegle?
Stranger: haha twitter :)
You: I just realised....
Stranger: ;) dude power of the internett
You: rofl of course. why didn't I think of that?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how long have we been talking?
You: idk... umm 30 min maybe?
You: y?
Stranger: idk just i think this is the longest ive EVER talked to anyone on here
You: rofl!
You: same here
You: most of the time I get on and some guy is like "asl" on their first post
Stranger: i knoww
You: then they ramble on about 4chan and boxxy... and leave
You: lol
Stranger: then they disconnect bc im 'too young'
Stranger: haha
You: XD what! seriously?
Stranger: yeah like theyre legit like, 'asl...too young' then disconnect lol
You: rofl!
You: wierd
Stranger: then one girl sent me this pic & was like, do u think im hot? and in the pic shes like wearing nothingg
Stranger: it was crazyy
You: omg!
You: XD
You: did she know you were a girl?
Stranger: nopee
You: rofl
You: That's just crazy
You: idk why people do stuff that that
You: must be seeking attantion or something lol
Stranger: i know its just demeaning
You: yeah. it makes me lose faith in humanity
You: hey you know what? I just realized....
Stranger: what?
You: you have surprisingly good grammar and spelling for a middle schooler
Stranger: haha why thank you!
You: I hate to stereotype, but most of the ones I talk to don't lol
Stranger: haha
You: they are all like "LOL WUTT U B DOIN 2DAYY???????"
You: XD
Stranger: haha i knoww
You: you are just full of surprises lol
You: man... I just love christmas music
Stranger: haha..well, for what its worth, you're really sweet.
Stranger: haha i do too!
You: why thank you :) nobody has ever told me that before.
You: really?
Stranger: yess, really
You: I just love the atmosphere of christmas time
Stranger: haha i know, just that everyone's in a good mood :)
You: I always look forward to it year round
You: yeah, exactly!
Stranger: i know
You: I'm starting to dislike the new christmas songs though
You: it's like they are missing the point lol
You: they are all like "here comes santa claus here comes santa claus"
Stranger: i know..like Stevie Wonder had an AMAZING one...Someday At Christmas is one of the bestt
You: and I'm all like "LIAR!"
Stranger: haha
You: oh yeah! i like that song
You: or the song "celebrate me home"
Stranger: yeah and "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
You: YES
You: christmas is supposed to be about hope and cheer and stuff.... not shopping and santa and toys
Stranger: i know, like santa is a good idea, and i love the idea of giving to those that mean the most to you, but its become too commercial
You: yeah, exactly
You: christmas is now become a shopping holiday
You: and it's ridiculous
Stranger: i know
Stranger: haha i'm doing spelling homeworkk now :)
You: rofl. I'll bet you do good on that :)
Stranger: i doo...i wish we didn't have to do the homework, i mean 20 words, 5 times each and definition IN CURSIVE? i hate cursive soo much
You: XD
You: WOW no wonder you have such good spelling! the teacher practically beats it into your head!
Stranger: haha. yeah, either that or the fact that i started reading in Pre-K. haha but yes, the beating into the head helps :)
You: wow. pre-k?
You: that's pretty sweet
Stranger: haha thanks...truth be told though, i'm kind of a nerd
Stranger: XD
You: I don't think I started reading until.... mmmm MAYBE late kindergarten
Stranger: haha yeahh
You: lol. me too, so I won't hold it against you :)
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: its legit
You: rofl
You: soo do you know any other languages?
Stranger: yeah i take french and i speak a LITTLE spanishh
Stranger: wbu?
You: nope :)
You: lol. I did take french in sixth grade
You: but I have forgotten by now lol
Stranger: ahh thats cool
You: but I am determined to learn either french or italian, so I'm saving up to get rosetta stone
You: i'll probable learn italian tho
Stranger: aww thats a good idea..yeah italian is a good language
You: yeah plus I hear it's one of the easiest
Stranger: haha
You: not that I'm looking for the easy way out, lol
Stranger: yeahh
You: srsly tho lol
You: hey, have you ever heard of esperanza?
Stranger: the book?
You: mmmm no
Stranger: haha i've never felt more like a geek...lol then no
You: XD it's okay, because I just failed miserably
You: so were even
You: because it's actually spelled esperanto
You: *facepalm*
Stranger: hey, do you have email?
You: yes, why?
Stranger: i have to go, but i kinda want to keep in touch
You: oh okay :)
Stranger: haha so email me: *******
You: speak no more: *******
Stranger: haha
You: lol okay :)
You: but wait
You: we have to have names to address each other by
Stranger: I'm *******
You: nice to meet you, I'm Daniel :)
Stranger: nice to meet you Daniel!
You: lol. ttyl *******
Stranger: bye Daniel :)
You have disconnected.

... I just got motivated

TL;DR - A conversation of me finding a girl that actually has personality

 

You hotlinked to 4chan images... FAIL is you!

 

rofl

I wish my philosophy classes had been this funny

 

+REP

 

Mine were.

 

rep++

 

DAMN FAIL DAY!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!

 

Rules 1 and 2 dude....

 

Did I post this already? meh

 

I was expecting a Bel-Air at any moment.

Kodus to you for finding sanity on the internet!

 

didn't know that site. been trying it out for a while now. much horny to be found. but there are some nice people over there too...

 

Rules 1 and 2!

 

Over where? I don't know where you're on about... please explain?