LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

At the local rent-a-marker pball, they have bungs but nobody unloads the mags. However markers must be out of peoples hands before masks come off.

 

I reckon that's a pretty standard rule for public paintball - that was the way it was done when I went p'balling with some uni mates.

 

Last time i went i ended up being glad this chavvy little 12 yr old pos was there . At the last big round he broke the rules for the 20th time and had his marker taken away, so i got his(i'd run out of paint by then) and the first shot i took 3 balls came out. No idea how the kid managed to jam up the gun like that...everyone else's was working perfectly.

 

I was going to point out the lack of a barrel sock/barrel condom.



The elastic absorbs the energy and catches all balls (I fired a rope of 8 into one once... stupid Breakout mode)

And also, his pods are upside-down.

 

5 mins on a new board on 4chan, and I got this:

 

Extreme left - what has she seen?

 

The woman that can not be unseen maybe?

 

right bit tech, I've gotta see what you can come up with for this picture



it's my Ipod, and it just broke today, I think it's hilarious, I'm not gonna attempt to fix it, it's an old 3rd generation nano, and I'm not bothered, I just wanna see what the best demot that people can think of is

 

This reminds me of a girl in Highschool.
Really cute, but she thought I had another name.
I laughed and walked away...

 

An iPod broke? How unusual - APPLE FAN BOY, Cough who said that.

 

actually, no, I have a computer that came with windows vista so I installed linux, but I still want to re-install XP as a dual boot, if I could ever find my XP boot disc, and I don't really like the Ipods, just I have one because it's convenient for getting music around on the go

 

Do you have other strips from the same author ?

 

Get them here:

http://www.viruscomix.com/subnormality.html

 

Here you go: Subnormality

Edit: D'oh! Ninja'd

 

Me, spot on.

Girl: O hai, I just moved in down the hall.
Me: blahudr
Girl: kbye

 

hey thanks a lot

1 more comic to read on a daily basis (or whatever the update rate is)

 

lol why is he hiding up side down

And what's the story with the cows

Sometimes this forum makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to me
[SIZE="-7"]I was here for over a year before I found out who Relix was and what three letter acronym generates cheesecake.[/SIZE]

 

dairy =/= diary

 

+Rep

I was wondering what the cows comment was for but just assumed it was a running joke between forum members. I totally missed the spelling mistake.