Last year a friend at work gave me a scrap of paper wadded up. Unfolded it read.... "Money's tight and time's is hard so this is your FU***** Valentines card"
*sigh* So going to hell for this.... EDIT: Oh shiet, that was my 500th post aswell. Double bad karma. >.<
I like this one better. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty b*tch, And you love it up the sh*tter.
Posting in an epic thread, please keep them coming. Making my day at work so much more enjoyable reading these.
Bossman just gave my coworkers and I a couple dozen blueberry fritters to share for Valentine's day. Better gift than any lady-friend has given me.