Other Introduction!

Hi everyone!

Long time lurker and reader of the CPC mag (since issue 13!) I've finally decided to take the plunge and get an account on here. That, and the fact that the forums of a PC building website I used to go to regularly have just been blammed for some unknown reason. So you could kind of say I am an internet refugee

Based on the stuff being posted here I think this looks like a great place to stick around, get more info and help for PC builds and to share general shenanigans.

Looking forward to messing around on here with everyone!

~Southern

 

Welcome!

And stay a while, this place is a fountain of knowlege, just don't tread into the Console gaming is dying thread...the opposition is vicious!

 

I am going to get in and say welcome before the madness starts...

 

and stupid

 

Welcome to bit-tech.
cheesecake?

 

You must provide an offering to the Demotivational thread before your membership is considered complete.

 

and cheesecake

 

Aah, vanilla cheesily weezily with biscuit and strawberries. The cake of cakes.

 

can we replace the strawberries with chocolate buttons?

 

Sure, as long as I get a slice.

 

Cheesecake isn't technically a cake though, is it?

 

And a Jaffa Cake isn't technically a biscuit, although people keep them in the biscuit tin. I don't care either way, as long as they're free for munching.

 

do you remember the lulz the inland revenue shat when they realised they were taxing tea-cakes wrongly?

 

IIR, it was about taxing biscuits that had chocolate on them and someone their end put ‘tea cakes’, marshmallow and chocolate, into that category. They had a go at taxing Jaffa Cakes as well until McVitie's took them to court. You'd have thought that the simple cake/biscuit test would be to dunk them in a cup o' tea.

 

Welcome to bit-tech... as you've probably seen, we're a little bit mad over here, so if you have an ounce of sanity left in you... put it in a safe and lock it away before logging on, then retrieve it later, or you might lose yours too

Basic summary:
Relix is God... no matter what religion you follow
Cheesecake is the only food worth eating, other than bacon
Patrick, Sparta, and silicone are never to be mentioned
Bindi's banhammer is to be feared

 

Don't forget Krikit's bat.

 

it is mandatory for new members to give me rep on a daily basis for the first month.

it is also forbidden to say anything bad about cheesecake or else Krikit will make sure you way (see my sig)

Just so you know

 

Before you give Ghys rep make sure you hide your nintendo powerglove.

 

oh yeah I forgot to mention that

I molest power gloves using my 'thing'

wink wink

 

Not many people have a Power Glove these days. You might have to make do with a Game Boy.